yay. suck it world.

Feb 14, 2008 23:47

you suck

your grades suck

you're fat

your horribly single and your not sure what to do about that

ahhhhhhhhhhh

great breeeze of self motivation.

that'll keep me working hard til march.

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159 pounds.

touch meh.

still look doughey tho.

pasty.

....black pasty

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ah the sweet smell of hating another human being

IZ KEWL!!

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i often express irrational hate for some people who dont have a particularly beef with me i just really hate them for the god who knows reasons and there is actually an exclusive club of such people to whom i have 3 members added just this month

hooooray. by next year they'll out populate china!

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hmmmm.

chem lab is teh best place in teh world

skinny cute mole girl or really smooth skined white big butt girl with moderately cute face but a really cute smirk/smile

at mag lab partners pa sila!

dynamite. hotties in couples.

wazzap. G-dude. bring in the blessings jehovah man!

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at most she was just a face na "may dating pero hindi naman conventionally cute" with a questionable IQ.

so stop thinking about her

like most creatures on the face of the earth

she'll die a horrible death. unknown to many people

who wont give a damn at all. sometimes, even if they knew her.

yeehaw. nice and cold.

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yeah i'll be honest about it.

im not a gentleman. never will be i so far guess.

i am a nice person tho and you cant take that away from me.

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*raises bottle of beer*

to the single people of the world...

Happy SIngles Awareness Day my friends

chug up bitches.
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my lineage bears a gene for loud high speech speaking that produces proteins that form a membrane that constricts the testicles when we want to put emphasis on something.

GREAT*high pitch*  job alcoholic mother nature.

talk about weirdos. pffft *high pitch*

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Bram: Oo  Fides.  isosoli ko ung  stapler sa mga Home Econ peeps.
Fides: Bigay mo na lang ka Harell. Kilala mo naman si Harell di ba?
Bram: Fides, dinakma ko pwet nun kaya responsibilidad kong malaman ang pangalan nya. okei? so isosoli ko
Fides: say what?
Bram: it was firm and hot like baked buns!
Fides: weirdooo
Bram: hey youre the one with big hair!

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Nothing worth having that you dont have to work hard for to get

....yes i know it confused me a bit but im fucking drunk right now so screw you assfaces. get drunk so we can have the same excuse.
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