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the love of my life just called me...he missed me...was cleaning out his desk and found my number...decided to see how i was doing...the little shit finally broke up with that horrendis (can't spell) twit...she was like 4 years younger than him! ok 2 but still! eww! anyway they're over and i'm going to desperately attempt to squeeze my way back into the picture...he works at big 5 by my house...i'm tempted to go down there right now and he would say "what are you doing here?" with a sly, seductive smile on his face and i would reply "oh im just here to check out your balls" as i turn to him with a tennis ball in my hand...and then as i see his surprised and hornily flustered expression i would ask "so how much are they" and he would stammer "what...how much is what..." and i would giggle softly and mockingly reply "your balls silly! how much are your balls!?" and he wouldn't know what to say...so i would turn and start walking to the door and then turn BACK around and say "so i'll see ya tonight" and wink...and he would just stand there stupified and gorgeous...it pisses me off how dream world doesn't really exist and none of that actually happens...i'm sad...but anyway i AM going to his house later tonight...not that anything could happen anyway because of my stupid uterus! plus i would probably cringe with fear if he tried to kiss me...but maybe we could wrestle...and take off his pants...and wrestle...