Radio Maladict Hacked Perks Computchzer! Revenge of the Sergeant! Mara Mara!
Genre: Meta fanfiction
Secondary genre: Crossover
Fandoms: Monstrous Regiment, Star Wars, Girl Genius, and Gaia Online, with some Real Life thrown in! Also Vandemars, Ehrensvärds, Radio Maladict, Radio Kabul, Viihdytysjoukot, Terry Pratchett Diamond King, the Kreutz family radioactive poker cards from Chernobyl, The Laakso family Epic Mafia feud, The Virtanen family of Corellian Caffeine Jades, the Queen Nimue, Queen Mab and Queen Gloriana Morrigan! The Parts, Sailor and Emma Morrigan! The Goddess Corellia Jade Fortuna of the Green! Queens Mab, Anann and Nemain! Leanan M.Q. Peredhil! Anj T.Q. Blouse Tuesday! Kristoffer Clogston! Christina Handth! Facebook unfriend wars! Tuulia Tacticus Thuringwethil! XXXX! XXX! XX! X! O.Oo.Ooo.Oook! Mara Mara Polly Perks Sue Skywalker! The Kalavale!
Pairings: Blouse/Perks, Maladict/Maladicta, OC/OC/OC/etc, Mal/Alice.
Rating: PG-13, but NSFW! Contains Nuts! Pistachios to be precise! Corporal Vandemar is to be blamed for the Star Wars insanity, Nuala really did write the code, Mushkiller really exists and roleplays with Leanan Maladict Peredhil, and I have somehow managed not to mention the Admiral and Beh! Tuulia is asleep, thank Corellia!
Other warnings: Sergeant K is a brass stud! For the Horde! Rebel Alliance! Death of Strappi. Lafett's epic death topic. Maladict with no head! Rape of Corellia. Nuala's Burka. Slavegirl bikini under it. Iblis cheats at Sabacc, and that is why Leanan M. Peredhil lost the Coin War. Goddess Corellia Fortuna! Fate stands headless! Maladict's twin lightsabers! Mara Mara! March around the Circle Sea, Rupert Q. Blouse! Wazzer gave me coffee scented shower gel! Polly doesn't spike my coffee, but I have the Malbait Deathstar Cookie recipe now. Nuala is baking them right now. Wish me the blessing of Duchess Corellia as I lay my life down for the Witches again! The Antimaladict Reverse Fandom Fanon Code of the Perks Jade Caffeines! Death Star Vader Vampire Poet! Polly M.Q. Peredhil! Tuulia's Epic Vampire Bait!
Contains Epic Dreadful Vampire Poetry! Kayna Ashkevron is INNOCENT of it, completely! And that shows!
Will not contain either Tuulia's Epic Compton Vampire Bait recipe or Nuala's Improved Anevka Heterodyne Coffee Hot Chocolate Tea! <3
For Lilith Queen and Them Other Witches, Parts 2 the 1st, Kahvi of the Go-Backs! said (10:33):
Hi I'm the Maladicts! I hacked your Polly's computchzer! Everybody salutes Parts! She has pneumonia! She's asleep nao. Finally. She's reading a book called Persistence of Memory. IN BED. And yes, puhun myös suomea. Projekti Ehrensvärd, Afghanistan 2003, Vekarajärvi 2002-2003, don't ask don't tell! I'm the brother she wishes she'd have had!
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! said (10:35):
I hear you're on Gaia too? I'm Corporal Maladict. Captain and a paradox. Welcome to Ankh-Morpork! I have just stepped into the Mended Drum and committed Suicide! I abducted Leanan's baby! Taleban hostage drama! Mary Sue Skywalker, you're my only hope!
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
*salutes and grins with coffee in vampire teeth*
Emmy says:
...wtf? o.o
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
I'm a hacker. I hacked Leanan's computer.
Emmy says:
ah. congrats, I'm sure she'll appreciate that
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
you're kidding me? Off with his head! She's queen Gloriana!
Emmy says:
huh..?
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
That's what Queen Victoria used to yell
Off with his head!
Leanan is my Victoria
Emmy says:
mkay...
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
So, you're the sister of Parts... I mean Perks?
Emmy says:
I guess so
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
Polly Perks the Sergeant? Ring any bells, dollink?
Emmy says:
yeah, I know what you're talking about, I'm just not very involved with that...like at all...
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
you're a guild lurker, right?
Emmy says:
Nope...
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
you left?
Emmy says:
Yeah, I quit gaia
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
oh mkay. did you give Perks anything nice?
Emmy says:
Hmm?
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
when you quit. did you give away all your items?
Emmy says:
Yeah, I gave the gold I had to a friend of mine but left the items in case I go back.
I might..
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
oh, that's very sensible of you
Moron made the mistake of giving away everything
and then he was unbanned by admins
Emmy says:
Oh lol, fail
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
Moron is the Epic Fail Admiral
Morgoth Morion
He's dating a Sentinel avi item
but he gave it to Perks
and Perks sold it
and now he wants it back
Emmy says:
o.o
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
heartbreak drama epic fail!
Emmy says:
lol
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
Wanna hear some of the Mara Mara song? ^.^
Emmy says:
o.o I don't know, do I?
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
Mara Mara!
Tell me when you've had enuff!
Goddess Corellia Jade Fortuna the Green!
Shamrock path!
Jägeraccent!
Jade Language of Names!
Threeleafclover!
Fourleafclover!
Fiveleafclover!
One, two, many, lots!
Mara Mara!
Bebebeh Chibi Mala!
Emmy says:
o.o mkay
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
Perks gave birth to a baby at her weddink reception!
That is Bebebeh Chibi Mala!
aka Phoniex of Darkness!
But that is not all!
Perks is fighting cancer!
Date with death!
Goddess Jade have Mercy!
Tuulia is Thuringwethil
Emmy says:
... o.O
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
Iknowrite?
Emmy says:
lol
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
she's Epic Win
and I LOVE her
Emmy says:
d'aww
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
Sith Lord Maladict Incorporated!
At your service, ma demoiselle!
Sith Lords Mal Inc.!
Emmy says:
mkay...haha
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
you love Polly... like a sister?
Emmy says:
I suppose, though we haven't spoken in a long time, I
been busy
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
She's been ill.
Emmy says:
yeah I heard. how's she doing?
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
sleeping now, with a book on her lap
Emmy says:
aww
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
I knowrite. she was holding it and it just fell down slowly, and her eyes closed, and she started snoring
she snores like a sergeant!
her cough is worse today
Emmy says:
]:
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
*hugs you and cries*
It's just pneumonia, we think
she hasn't had her lungs xrayed for years, tho
she was a passive chainsmoker from birth to age six
Emmy says:
o.O
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
and she's a Chernobyl baby
her parents were in Ukraine on dday
they had the kids with them
they have family there, russian army soldiers
Emmy says:
I have to go, kind of in the middle of something...
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
okay bye ttyl later maybe if I visit her again!
Emmy says:
mhm.. have a nice day n such
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
hokay dollink!
*salutes you as you walk away*
<3 I love girls named Emily!
Emmy says:
haha
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
I dead that Emily of the New Moon series when I was your age
The ORIGINAL NEW MOON!
Beats Twilight 100 to 0
Emmy says:
everything beats Twilight...
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
yeah, but L.M.Montgomery PWNS Nova Scotia!
Emmy says:
not sure what you're talking about, but ok...
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
Nova Scotia, Canada?
Emmy says:
yeah, I know where that is, but not sure what you meant by what you said...
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
L.M.Montgomery wrote the Emily of the New Moon series
Emmy says:
ah ok
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
It's a classic of girl teen books
my cousin told me about it
Emmy says:
mkay^^
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
fandom in the old days was spread by letters and fanzines
no internets anywhere
Emmy says:
back in the day...
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
good times, dollink!
I first heard of Leanan
when I saw her art as the cover of a fanzine
Emmy says:
o:
nice
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
she was Arwen Imladviel those days
signed her art with the AIHL monogram
nowadays she doesn't sign at all
she says if people copy and steal and link it's flattery
Emmy says:
wow
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
so far I haven't caught anyone doing it without crediting her
but she's in a whole lot of signatures
Emmy says:
yeah?
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
on Tolkien forums, ElfQuest forums, Gaia, porn forums, fanfiction sites, fan art sites, everywhere people RP and make characters
Leanan Peredhil
~Imladviel on deviant
her old deviant is ~LeananSidhe
Imladviel on fanfiction.net
also Arwen Imladviel on fanfiction.net
also secret slash mule, Lord Featherveil, fanfiction.net
Emmy says:
mhm?
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
she writes Tolkien slash
and everything-femslash
and polygamy and harem orgies
Emmy says:
you know alot about her..
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
and Tuulia writes about *censored by Anj T.Q. Blouse Tuesday!*
I know all their secrets, as of last night
What shall the magician foretell?
Emmy says:
o.O
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
Let's see... she still has no tarot deck... but maybe a poker deck would do... *loots desk*
Emmy says:
lol
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
*mixes cards amateurishly*
too bad her webcam is broken
cat ate cord
Emmy says:
lol
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
Cassandra the cat is psychic! *Perks edit: It's spelled Kassandra, Corp!*
Emmy says:
oh really
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
She gives commands to Polly
and always when Polly obeys, good things happen
Emmy says:
haha'
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
cassandra is at Polly's mom's place now
Okay, how many cards shall I take out?
Emmy says:
hmm?
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
say a number between 1 and 50
Emmy says:
21
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
*takes 21 top cards^*
first one, 6 of spades *Perks edit: That's Livejournal*
2nd, 6 of hearts *Perks edit: fanfiction.net*
3rd, diamond king *Perks edit: Sir Terry Pratchett, His Grace the Duke Vimes of Ankh, King Diamond the 8th, Lord Havelock Vetinari von Überwald, Lord of the von Borogvias!*
4th, ace of hearts *Perks edit: Vandemar Corp Monstrous Regiment Director's Cut Extended Edition Jade Language of Names*
5th, king of spades, dat's me!
6th, 10 of diamonds, that's you
7th, king of crosses, that's Perks
8th, 7 of spades, that's Emmmahy the Wyrd
9th, jack of crosses, that's Chibi Laura
10th, ace of spades, that's Bebebeh Chibi Mala
11th, jack of diamonds, that's Marie Rouge
12th, queen of hearts, that's Yavanna of the Green
13th, ace of crosses, that's Good Doctor *censored by Perks* Whiteface
14th, 9 of diamonds, that Beh the Bartender! *Perks edit: Pint of winkles, sir!*
15th, 8 of diamonds, that's Project Ehrensvärd, don't ask don't tell!
16th, that's 7 of diamonds, that's Laura Gloriana Vandemar
17th, that's 10 of crosses, that's Robot Elrond Charity! *Perks edit: Buy some socks!*
18th, that's 6 of crosses, that's Official Maxim the Jäger *Perks edit: I love you!*
19th, that's 9 of hearts, that's your future husband! *Perks edit: Whooop-dee-doo-beep!*
20th, that's 8 of spades, that's the girl you will have a crush on! *Perks edit: *ninjasmile!*
21th, 8 of crosses, that is your life, until age 21! *Perks edit: Doom Doom Doom!*
Emmy says:
nice
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
Thought you'd like it!
I don't even know if the deck has all the cards
it's a russian one *Perks edit: Thuri knows!*
Emmy says:
o: well thanks anyway
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
says Made in Ukraine in cyrillic letters *Perks edit: also says Chernabog!*
I have told your fortune with the radioactive Chernobyl cards! *Perks edit: Thermal bomb!*
Emmy says:
lol thanks^^
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
they make geiger meters beeb
they're *Perks censors this to Kreutz* family heirlooms
I hope she'll let me keep them
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! said (11:22):
she doesn't need mode carcinogens!
*Perks edit: Yessir, Mal T.Q. Blouse, sir!*
That is where the txt. file ends.
*Perks and Mal salute you now*
*Emmy takes a Stage Queen bow*
*Witches don't curtsey, dontchaknow!*
Emmy Is the Legba Bird!
Dark and Mysterious Power!
Nanny Ogg now don't say - *Censored by Anj T.Q. Blouse*
*Official Sergeant Perks Stamp of Approval*
*Project Ehrensvärd, Kabul HQ*
*Radio Maladict, over and out!*
Korpraali Maladict Savolainen kato Savonlinnasta juu!
Kersantti Karoliina Vandemar helvetti kato tota kääpiötä!
Napoleonko sä luulet olevasi?
Vitun rakastunu hobitti!
Sä seisot asennossa kun Amiraali Ehrensvärd komentaa sua!
to Prove Project Ehrensvärd was really aired in Kabul in 2003!
Secondary genre: Crossover
Fandoms: Monstrous Regiment, Star Wars, Girl Genius, and Gaia Online, with some Real Life thrown in! Also Vandemars, Ehrensvärds, Radio Maladict, Radio Kabul, Viihdytysjoukot, Terry Pratchett Diamond King, the Kreutz family radioactive poker cards from Chernobyl, The Laakso family Epic Mafia feud, The Virtanen family of Corellian Caffeine Jades, the Queen Nimue, Queen Mab and Queen Gloriana Morrigan! The Parts, Sailor and Emma Morrigan! The Goddess Corellia Jade Fortuna of the Green! Queens Mab, Anann and Nemain! Leanan M.Q. Peredhil! Anj T.Q. Blouse Tuesday! Kristoffer Clogston! Christina Handth! Facebook unfriend wars! Tuulia Tacticus Thuringwethil! XXXX! XXX! XX! X! O.Oo.Ooo.Oook! Mara Mara Polly Perks Sue Skywalker! The Kalavale!
Pairings: Blouse/Perks, Maladict/Maladicta, OC/OC/OC/etc, Mal/Alice.
Rating: PG-13, but NSFW! Contains Nuts! Pistachios to be precise! Corporal Vandemar is to be blamed for the Star Wars insanity, Nuala really did write the code, Mushkiller really exists and roleplays with Leanan Maladict Peredhil, and I have somehow managed not to mention the Admiral and Beh! Tuulia is asleep, thank Corellia!
Other warnings: Sergeant K is a brass stud! For the Horde! Rebel Alliance! Death of Strappi. Lafett's epic death topic. Maladict with no head! Rape of Corellia. Nuala's Burka. Slavegirl bikini under it. Iblis cheats at Sabacc, and that is why Leanan M. Peredhil lost the Coin War. Goddess Corellia Fortuna! Fate stands headless! Maladict's twin lightsabers! Mara Mara! March around the Circle Sea, Rupert Q. Blouse! Wazzer gave me coffee scented shower gel! Polly doesn't spike my coffee, but I have the Malbait Deathstar Cookie recipe now. Nuala is baking them right now. Wish me the blessing of Duchess Corellia as I lay my life down for the Witches again! The Antimaladict Reverse Fandom Fanon Code of the Perks Jade Caffeines! Death Star Vader Vampire Poet! Polly M.Q. Peredhil! Tuulia's Epic Vampire Bait!
Contains Epic Dreadful Vampire Poetry! Kayna Ashkevron is INNOCENT of it, completely! And that shows!
Will not contain either Tuulia's Epic Compton Vampire Bait recipe or Nuala's Improved Anevka Heterodyne Coffee Hot Chocolate Tea! <3
For Lilith Queen and Them Other Witches, Parts 2 the 1st, Kahvi of the Go-Backs! said (10:33):
Hi I'm the Maladicts! I hacked your Polly's computchzer! Everybody salutes Parts! She has pneumonia! She's asleep nao. Finally. She's reading a book called Persistence of Memory. IN BED. And yes, puhun myös suomea. Projekti Ehrensvärd, Afghanistan 2003, Vekarajärvi 2002-2003, don't ask don't tell! I'm the brother she wishes she'd have had!
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! said (10:35):
I hear you're on Gaia too? I'm Corporal Maladict. Captain and a paradox. Welcome to Ankh-Morpork! I have just stepped into the Mended Drum and committed Suicide! I abducted Leanan's baby! Taleban hostage drama! Mary Sue Skywalker, you're my only hope!
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
*salutes and grins with coffee in vampire teeth*
Emmy says:
...wtf? o.o
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
I'm a hacker. I hacked Leanan's computer.
Emmy says:
ah. congrats, I'm sure she'll appreciate that
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
you're kidding me? Off with his head! She's queen Gloriana!
Emmy says:
huh..?
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
That's what Queen Victoria used to yell
Off with his head!
Leanan is my Victoria
Emmy says:
mkay...
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
So, you're the sister of Parts... I mean Perks?
Emmy says:
I guess so
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
Polly Perks the Sergeant? Ring any bells, dollink?
Emmy says:
yeah, I know what you're talking about, I'm just not very involved with that...like at all...
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
you're a guild lurker, right?
Emmy says:
Nope...
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
you left?
Emmy says:
Yeah, I quit gaia
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
oh mkay. did you give Perks anything nice?
Emmy says:
Hmm?
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
when you quit. did you give away all your items?
Emmy says:
Yeah, I gave the gold I had to a friend of mine but left the items in case I go back.
I might..
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
oh, that's very sensible of you
Moron made the mistake of giving away everything
and then he was unbanned by admins
Emmy says:
Oh lol, fail
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
Moron is the Epic Fail Admiral
Morgoth Morion
He's dating a Sentinel avi item
but he gave it to Perks
and Perks sold it
and now he wants it back
Emmy says:
o.o
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
heartbreak drama epic fail!
Emmy says:
lol
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
Wanna hear some of the Mara Mara song? ^.^
Emmy says:
o.o I don't know, do I?
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
Mara Mara!
Tell me when you've had enuff!
Goddess Corellia Jade Fortuna the Green!
Shamrock path!
Jägeraccent!
Jade Language of Names!
Threeleafclover!
Fourleafclover!
Fiveleafclover!
One, two, many, lots!
Mara Mara!
Bebebeh Chibi Mala!
Emmy says:
o.o mkay
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
Perks gave birth to a baby at her weddink reception!
That is Bebebeh Chibi Mala!
aka Phoniex of Darkness!
But that is not all!
Perks is fighting cancer!
Date with death!
Goddess Jade have Mercy!
Tuulia is Thuringwethil
Emmy says:
... o.O
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
Iknowrite?
Emmy says:
lol
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
she's Epic Win
and I LOVE her
Emmy says:
d'aww
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
Sith Lord Maladict Incorporated!
At your service, ma demoiselle!
Sith Lords Mal Inc.!
Emmy says:
mkay...haha
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
you love Polly... like a sister?
Emmy says:
I suppose, though we haven't spoken in a long time, I
been busy
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
She's been ill.
Emmy says:
yeah I heard. how's she doing?
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
sleeping now, with a book on her lap
Emmy says:
aww
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
I knowrite. she was holding it and it just fell down slowly, and her eyes closed, and she started snoring
she snores like a sergeant!
her cough is worse today
Emmy says:
]:
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
*hugs you and cries*
It's just pneumonia, we think
she hasn't had her lungs xrayed for years, tho
she was a passive chainsmoker from birth to age six
Emmy says:
o.O
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
and she's a Chernobyl baby
her parents were in Ukraine on dday
they had the kids with them
they have family there, russian army soldiers
Emmy says:
I have to go, kind of in the middle of something...
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
okay bye ttyl later maybe if I visit her again!
Emmy says:
mhm.. have a nice day n such
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
hokay dollink!
*salutes you as you walk away*
<3 I love girls named Emily!
Emmy says:
haha
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
I dead that Emily of the New Moon series when I was your age
The ORIGINAL NEW MOON!
Beats Twilight 100 to 0
Emmy says:
everything beats Twilight...
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
yeah, but L.M.Montgomery PWNS Nova Scotia!
Emmy says:
not sure what you're talking about, but ok...
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
Nova Scotia, Canada?
Emmy says:
yeah, I know where that is, but not sure what you meant by what you said...
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
L.M.Montgomery wrote the Emily of the New Moon series
Emmy says:
ah ok
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
It's a classic of girl teen books
my cousin told me about it
Emmy says:
mkay^^
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
fandom in the old days was spread by letters and fanzines
no internets anywhere
Emmy says:
back in the day...
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
good times, dollink!
I first heard of Leanan
when I saw her art as the cover of a fanzine
Emmy says:
o:
nice
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
she was Arwen Imladviel those days
signed her art with the AIHL monogram
nowadays she doesn't sign at all
she says if people copy and steal and link it's flattery
Emmy says:
wow
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
so far I haven't caught anyone doing it without crediting her
but she's in a whole lot of signatures
Emmy says:
yeah?
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
on Tolkien forums, ElfQuest forums, Gaia, porn forums, fanfiction sites, fan art sites, everywhere people RP and make characters
Leanan Peredhil
~Imladviel on deviant
her old deviant is ~LeananSidhe
Imladviel on fanfiction.net
also Arwen Imladviel on fanfiction.net
also secret slash mule, Lord Featherveil, fanfiction.net
Emmy says:
mhm?
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
she writes Tolkien slash
and everything-femslash
and polygamy and harem orgies
Emmy says:
you know alot about her..
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
and Tuulia writes about *censored by Anj T.Q. Blouse Tuesday!*
I know all their secrets, as of last night
What shall the magician foretell?
Emmy says:
o.O
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
Let's see... she still has no tarot deck... but maybe a poker deck would do... *loots desk*
Emmy says:
lol
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
*mixes cards amateurishly*
too bad her webcam is broken
cat ate cord
Emmy says:
lol
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
Cassandra the cat is psychic! *Perks edit: It's spelled Kassandra, Corp!*
Emmy says:
oh really
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
She gives commands to Polly
and always when Polly obeys, good things happen
Emmy says:
haha'
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
cassandra is at Polly's mom's place now
Okay, how many cards shall I take out?
Emmy says:
hmm?
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
say a number between 1 and 50
Emmy says:
21
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
*takes 21 top cards^*
first one, 6 of spades *Perks edit: That's Livejournal*
2nd, 6 of hearts *Perks edit: fanfiction.net*
3rd, diamond king *Perks edit: Sir Terry Pratchett, His Grace the Duke Vimes of Ankh, King Diamond the 8th, Lord Havelock Vetinari von Überwald, Lord of the von Borogvias!*
4th, ace of hearts *Perks edit: Vandemar Corp Monstrous Regiment Director's Cut Extended Edition Jade Language of Names*
5th, king of spades, dat's me!
6th, 10 of diamonds, that's you
7th, king of crosses, that's Perks
8th, 7 of spades, that's Emmmahy the Wyrd
9th, jack of crosses, that's Chibi Laura
10th, ace of spades, that's Bebebeh Chibi Mala
11th, jack of diamonds, that's Marie Rouge
12th, queen of hearts, that's Yavanna of the Green
13th, ace of crosses, that's Good Doctor *censored by Perks* Whiteface
14th, 9 of diamonds, that Beh the Bartender! *Perks edit: Pint of winkles, sir!*
15th, 8 of diamonds, that's Project Ehrensvärd, don't ask don't tell!
16th, that's 7 of diamonds, that's Laura Gloriana Vandemar
17th, that's 10 of crosses, that's Robot Elrond Charity! *Perks edit: Buy some socks!*
18th, that's 6 of crosses, that's Official Maxim the Jäger *Perks edit: I love you!*
19th, that's 9 of hearts, that's your future husband! *Perks edit: Whooop-dee-doo-beep!*
20th, that's 8 of spades, that's the girl you will have a crush on! *Perks edit: *ninjasmile!*
21th, 8 of crosses, that is your life, until age 21! *Perks edit: Doom Doom Doom!*
Emmy says:
nice
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
Thought you'd like it!
I don't even know if the deck has all the cards
it's a russian one *Perks edit: Thuri knows!*
Emmy says:
o: well thanks anyway
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
says Made in Ukraine in cyrillic letters *Perks edit: also says Chernabog!*
I have told your fortune with the radioactive Chernobyl cards! *Perks edit: Thermal bomb!*
Emmy says:
lol thanks^^
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! says:
they make geiger meters beeb
they're *Perks censors this to Kreutz* family heirlooms
I hope she'll let me keep them
Kahvi of the Go-Backs! said (11:22):
she doesn't need mode carcinogens!
*Perks edit: Yessir, Mal T.Q. Blouse, sir!*
That is where the txt. file ends.
*Perks and Mal salute you now*
*Emmy takes a Stage Queen bow*
*Witches don't curtsey, dontchaknow!*
Emmy Is the Legba Bird!
Dark and Mysterious Power!
Nanny Ogg now don't say - *Censored by Anj T.Q. Blouse*
*Official Sergeant Perks Stamp of Approval*
*Project Ehrensvärd, Kabul HQ*
*Radio Maladict, over and out!*
Korpraali Maladict Savolainen kato Savonlinnasta juu!
Kersantti Karoliina Vandemar helvetti kato tota kääpiötä!
Napoleonko sä luulet olevasi?
Vitun rakastunu hobitti!
Sä seisot asennossa kun Amiraali Ehrensvärd komentaa sua!
to Prove Project Ehrensvärd was really aired in Kabul in 2003!