"i wonder whats in here...."
so school was better boring and the usual happened--- except lydia talked to mr.helm which thoroughly pissed her off again.. then he caught me glaring at him-- it was a pretty nasty look-- haha he deserves it
then auditions for drama festival after school... i did horrible.. it was sick... gah.. hopefully i'll get another chance
then afterward me n emmy had muchos fun
*******************for all of those about to read this.. IT NEVER HAPPENED!! this story is HIGHLY fictional ;-) hahaha***************************
so me n emmy... extremely bored after auditions... decide to meander on up the 201 to steal some candy from Mr.H... and look who is in the room.. Mr.Alexander... yahoo... so me n emmy get some candy.. n then decide to have some fun with the chalk bored... i wrote some amusing things such has "Emmy loves Matt" and "Maralyn is a smokestack" and "Caitlin and Emmy love Cams" and my favorite was "steph= racist man" but emmy erased it.... then i wrote "EMMALINE LOVES MR.ALEXANDER" n he was still in the room so emmy flipped and like attacked the board with an eraser... so i wrote "Christina Roylance loves Maralyn" instead
so mr.alexander on his way out the door says "emmy.. be sure to lock up" and we're alone in the room.... time to make mischief
so while aimlessly "wandering" in the area that happened to contain the desk of a Mr.A... we come across a bottle... with a message rolled up inside and we're like LOVER LETTER!... but alas.. it was a family reunion invite..requesting that he brings LOTS of alcohol... quite strange
sadly we found nothing of substance and we were quite saddened
but then.. i discover the love of my life.. the one man of my dreams! the man i would marry! SPONGEBOB FROM THE CARNIVAL!!!... so as i danced with my lover and tossed him in the air.. emmaline remarked "i wish i had a camera... what if someone walked in and saw you like this" and of course, being who i am, said "this would be even more embarressing" and proceeding to throw spongebob on the ground and ravage him.. HAHAHAHAHA
then as naive emmaline's back was turned.. the inner evil caitlin came out and wrote "EMMALINE MCCOURT <3's YP!!!!" on the board and then hide the eraser... but it wasn't till i hinted it was there that poor emmaline noticed her true feelings her on the board... alas i felt bad for the ol' girl and gave her the eraser
AND THEN! i discovered something of PRICELESS VALUE!!!.... the VERY cowboy hat that Mr.H HIMSELF wore when he dressed up as Madonna's back up dancer for halloween. SO, taking advantage of the rare oppertunity, i took the hat, thrusted it on my head, screamed "YE-HAW" and began to ho-down with the quite scared emmaline... and as we danced (quite relunctantly on emmalines part) i yelled "grab you're partner do se do, swing'em round and THROW'EM TO THE GROUND!!" then i tossed the hat back where it came from and with a final "yee-haw" the ho-down was thru... and thats the end
so as we looked back on the adventure we had just experienced... emmaline erased the board but i made sure to write "Caitlin, Emmy and Spongebob Forever" in a heart that the giving emmaline let stay on the board.... and we made sure... to lock up...... THE END
good times that "didn't happen"- ahhahaha emmy
then auditions for drama festival after school... i did horrible.. it was sick... gah.. hopefully i'll get another chance
then afterward me n emmy had muchos fun
*******************for all of those about to read this.. IT NEVER HAPPENED!! this story is HIGHLY fictional ;-) hahaha***************************
so me n emmy... extremely bored after auditions... decide to meander on up the 201 to steal some candy from Mr.H... and look who is in the room.. Mr.Alexander... yahoo... so me n emmy get some candy.. n then decide to have some fun with the chalk bored... i wrote some amusing things such has "Emmy loves Matt" and "Maralyn is a smokestack" and "Caitlin and Emmy love Cams" and my favorite was "steph= racist man" but emmy erased it.... then i wrote "EMMALINE LOVES MR.ALEXANDER" n he was still in the room so emmy flipped and like attacked the board with an eraser... so i wrote "Christina Roylance loves Maralyn" instead
so mr.alexander on his way out the door says "emmy.. be sure to lock up" and we're alone in the room.... time to make mischief
so while aimlessly "wandering" in the area that happened to contain the desk of a Mr.A... we come across a bottle... with a message rolled up inside and we're like LOVER LETTER!... but alas.. it was a family reunion invite..requesting that he brings LOTS of alcohol... quite strange
sadly we found nothing of substance and we were quite saddened
but then.. i discover the love of my life.. the one man of my dreams! the man i would marry! SPONGEBOB FROM THE CARNIVAL!!!... so as i danced with my lover and tossed him in the air.. emmaline remarked "i wish i had a camera... what if someone walked in and saw you like this" and of course, being who i am, said "this would be even more embarressing" and proceeding to throw spongebob on the ground and ravage him.. HAHAHAHAHA
then as naive emmaline's back was turned.. the inner evil caitlin came out and wrote "EMMALINE MCCOURT <3's YP!!!!" on the board and then hide the eraser... but it wasn't till i hinted it was there that poor emmaline noticed her true feelings her on the board... alas i felt bad for the ol' girl and gave her the eraser
AND THEN! i discovered something of PRICELESS VALUE!!!.... the VERY cowboy hat that Mr.H HIMSELF wore when he dressed up as Madonna's back up dancer for halloween. SO, taking advantage of the rare oppertunity, i took the hat, thrusted it on my head, screamed "YE-HAW" and began to ho-down with the quite scared emmaline... and as we danced (quite relunctantly on emmalines part) i yelled "grab you're partner do se do, swing'em round and THROW'EM TO THE GROUND!!" then i tossed the hat back where it came from and with a final "yee-haw" the ho-down was thru... and thats the end
so as we looked back on the adventure we had just experienced... emmaline erased the board but i made sure to write "Caitlin, Emmy and Spongebob Forever" in a heart that the giving emmaline let stay on the board.... and we made sure... to lock up...... THE END
good times that "didn't happen"- ahhahaha emmy