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[cheekykali69]

Okay, sorry about the random sadness there, I was uber unhappy at the

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kali

[55atom55]

Hmm well i already took like 20 minutes typing you out like 5 text messages to entertain you...so im not sure what i could do for an encore perhaps this...

If movies were all made by Jews...

Oy of the Beholder - Singles kvetch about their awful partners.
Girls Interrupted - Women's section of shul are told to be quiet during davening.
Seder House Rules - Zeda explains the law on Pesach.
Angela's Kashas - Woman tells all her secret recipes.
Supernova - Rocket scientists discover powerful strain of lox.
Dredel Will Rock - Toy comes alive during Purim.
Sleepy Halah - It's Friday and dad fills up on bread then dozes off.
Goys Don't Cry - Rabbi explains why only Jews celebrate Tisha B'Av.
Goy Story 2 - Issy divorces shiksa, then marries another.
Mun on the Moon - Astronauts find hamentashen filling on the moon
Stuart Ladle - Mouse makes chicken soup for shabbos.
The End of the Affair - Sheva Brachos finishes at 3am.

Re: kali

[cheekykali69]

OMG, I haven't laughed so hard in a while. That was uber awesome.

[justrachel247]

I love Kali Rapp. Just cuz.

Ode De Kali

[k_tizzle]

Kali.
I luff Kali.
Luff.
Luff.
Luff.
Kali.
Kali.
Kali.

-fin-

Re: Ode De Kali

[mdal]

So Do I.

I hate it when you are so right...It is like you took all of the thoughts floating around in my head, captured them, and put them down on paper, and I am sitting in my little room, in Claremont thinking "Yeah!, Gosh She is Awesome, I love her so much, I wish I could be as right as she is..."
So on and so forth...

Thankyou Kali, I love you too, very much.
-Matt