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[cheeky_fox]

YOU WEIRDO'S!!

Like holy shit I'm not safe anymore!!!
Too many of you selected "rape" in Etna's stupid poll

That's it! I'm gunna have to start goin' around with a buttshield just to be safe around here!!

You all just stay away!

[[*shameless pleading* If you give Naruto paid account time, I'll remove the buttshield for you ♥]]

Comments

[fated_genius]

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Naruto, I think you're taking this just a little bit too seriously....

[cheeky_fox]

I'm just taking precautions!!!!!

[fated_genius]

It's just poll. A stupid poll. Half the people who voted that option most likely didn't mean it. In fact serveral most likely did it to get you worked up.

[cheeky_fox]

But it still shows that some if them would rape me!!!

[fated_genius]

....

Naruto, you're supposed to be a ninja, you should be able to defend yourself.

[cheeky_fox]

Yeah. And I am!

With my buttshield! >O

[fated_genius]

*facepalm*

[cheeky_fox]

>P

[fated_genius]

I didn't mean like that.

That.... that's just rediculous.... ~_~;

[cheeky_fox]

You're rediculous! >O

If it works, there's nothin' to worry about!

[fated_genius]

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It still seems a bit unnessesry too me. All you really need to do is keep your gaurd up with most of thw more unsavory individuals here and you should be fine. besides, I wouldn't let anything happen to you if I could help it.

[cheeky_fox]

Yeaaaah. I'll keep the buttshield up to guard my ass.
You're obviously not getting this, Neji D:

[fated_genius]

Still think you're overreacting just a bit... But I guess there's nothing I can say to get you too see it that way. Is there?
((Aww... but Neji could gaurd his ass! 8D))

[cheeky_fox]

No.

[[LOL! He'd be more likely to try and violate it than protect it! XD]]

[fated_genius]

...

((Oooh no~ Neji-kun's too much of a gentleman for that~ ♥ He'd only do that if Naruto wanted him too. ^^))

[cheeky_fox]

Heh heeeeh~

[[Dude. No way. No one can restrain themself from thesexual allures of the Great Naruto O: Proven fact.]]