My work emails are the best
I love sending out really annoying work emails.
Dear SUPERvisor Lisa,
OMG! You are blowing up my email, fo real. Next time just give me a ringaling… and Next NEXT time call me on my office phone, it makes me feel good and look profesh when I get work calls on my office phone-line and our receptionist Kat goes, “Brody, this one’s for you” and I go, “yeah, Kat I’m available transfer them on back to me.” Also, will you be reimbursing me for the 7 minutes of cell phone time you just took away from me on my leisure-time cell phone? Also, I’m JKing. But seriously, call my work line.
Sincerely,
Hardworking overachieving Brody from the UW Office
P.S. Can we get me a phone headset for the office? That will also help me feel and look profesh, which is the image I am going for, which you probably already know.
P.P.S. I would like to request a raise at this time, but don’t answer until you see how hardworking and profesh I look with my new headset.
P.P.P.S. Please do not forward this to SUPERvisor Monica, she doesn’t understand me the way you do.
See you Thursday morning at the attorney’s office.
Dear SUPERvisor Lisa,
OMG! You are blowing up my email, fo real. Next time just give me a ringaling… and Next NEXT time call me on my office phone, it makes me feel good and look profesh when I get work calls on my office phone-line and our receptionist Kat goes, “Brody, this one’s for you” and I go, “yeah, Kat I’m available transfer them on back to me.” Also, will you be reimbursing me for the 7 minutes of cell phone time you just took away from me on my leisure-time cell phone? Also, I’m JKing. But seriously, call my work line.
Sincerely,
Hardworking overachieving Brody from the UW Office
P.S. Can we get me a phone headset for the office? That will also help me feel and look profesh, which is the image I am going for, which you probably already know.
P.P.S. I would like to request a raise at this time, but don’t answer until you see how hardworking and profesh I look with my new headset.
P.P.P.S. Please do not forward this to SUPERvisor Monica, she doesn’t understand me the way you do.
See you Thursday morning at the attorney’s office.