009 (Video) Backdated to BEFORE the latest Animus fuckery

[checkoutpandora]

 [The PCD angles on the remains of... Well, what used to be a table, but now it's just a pile of charred ash. Alas, poor table. After a moment, Gabriel flips it around to reveal him looking THE SMUGGEST EVER.]

Anyone got an extra table lying around? Ours caught something and sadly had to be put down. [Obviously, he could just manifest a table, but

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[sonny_delight]

[The most entertained.]

I'll just check my other purse.

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[painhumbles]

Please do. I think the couch is next and I like that couch.

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[sonny_delight]

[She rubs her hands together, looking positively industrious.]

What are your tastes, sonny-boy? I can get leather or fur- just don't ask too many questions.

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[painhumbles]

I only have one.

How is a fur table even remotely practical? That's like putting up a sign that says, "Please fuck on me."

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[sonny_delight]

It comes free with a Barry White cd at your local furniture store. More importantly, it's an excellent couch material. Unless you're into that kinky shit, which I can't condone in front of the children.

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[painhumbles]

Daddy forbid, someone not think of the children.

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[sonny_delight]

I know! It weighs on me every day that somewhere, children are unhappy.

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[painhumbles]

Never mind that they're all trapped in the Land of Metaphysical Date Rape, where Chris Hansen will never roam.

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[sonny_delight]

Everyone who's ever talked to the Animus or had Lucifer in their welcome wagon would need some serious Hansening if wishes were fishes. Why should the brats get preferential treatment?

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[painhumbles]

Something about them being the future, I guess?

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[sonny_delight]

Five minutes of it at best, or the brick-layers for future fuck ups. We could get pointlessly poetic here about humanity as dust in the wind, couldn't we?