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May 23, 2011 23:40

[In the most droll tone ever]

Hope everyone didn't forget their copies of the Zombie Survival Handbook.

[And then, cheerfully.]

But for all you "brave" souls out there that just have to go out and poke things and ignore every basic horror movie rule ever, here's a little mood music for you.

[And you thought the background music is over, but no. ( Read more... )

[!] uninvolved with this bullshit, [!] angels assemble!, [!] smells like apocalypse, [!] trolling for the masses

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[video] coraltaijiya May 25 2011, 01:37:59 UTC

If movies are supposed to be entertainment, why would someone make it horrific?

[Enter the girl who has only ever heard of movies second-hand.]

[video] checkoutpandora May 25 2011, 05:58:04 UTC

Because humans, for some reason, decided that they like to be scared and they like to watch idiots get killed.

[video] coraltaijiya May 27 2011, 20:51:10 UTC

[Have a derisive snort. Sango, having heard Kagome's stories, has abandoned all hope for the future's generations.]

I'm sure if they saw it in real life they wouldn't be so keen on watching imitations.

[video] painhumbles May 28 2011, 01:47:56 UTC

And that, sweetheart, is a lesson many, many people have learned the hard way.

[Usually thanks to him.]

[video] coraltaijiya May 30 2011, 01:55:40 UTC

[Blink blink.]

...hello. Who are you?

[video] checkoutpandora May 31 2011, 04:33:38 UTC

Gabriel. Archangel. Bearer of cynicism and the guy raining on everyone's bittersweet optimism pageants.

[video] coraltaijiya June 1 2011, 00:57:29 UTC

I'm Sango. [She's not exactly sure what to make of his self-proclaimed titles.] We haven't met before, but it's nice to now.

[After a pause:] ...you said angel, right?

[video] painhumbles June 1 2011, 04:38:30 UTC

I said "archangel." Like an angel, only better.

[video] coraltaijiya June 1 2011, 20:53:57 UTC

How so? Forgive me, angels of any kind don't exist in my world. At least to my knowledge. It's mostly just demons.

[video] painhumbles June 4 2011, 01:50:05 UTC

We're better, harder, faster, and stronger than the average angel.

[video] coraltaijiya June 5 2011, 02:39:16 UTC

What can an average angel do, then?

[video] painhumbles June 5 2011, 05:30:03 UTC

Uh... A lot. We're pretty damn powerful when you get down to it. I'd go on, but we'd be here all day.

[video] coraltaijiya June 5 2011, 15:47:01 UTC

...the messengers of "God," right?

[Say hi to le Shinto-Buddhist~]

[video] checkoutpandora June 5 2011, 20:08:31 UTC

Basically. You predated the advent of Christianity, huh? Don't worry. I'm sure the English'll be hitting those trade routes any day now.

[video] coraltaijiya June 8 2011, 01:30:06 UTC

I don't think the advent of Christianity will change much of Japan. At least not in my lifetime.

The people have their own faith. They cannot be forced into belief.

[video] painhumbles June 8 2011, 23:28:55 UTC

Tell that to the Crusaders.

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