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[checkoutpandora]

 [In the most droll tone ever]

Hope everyone didn't forget their copies of the Zombie Survival Handbook.

[And then, cheerfully.]

But for all you "brave" souls out there that just have to go out and poke things and ignore every basic horror movie rule ever, here's a little mood music for you.

[And you thought the background music is over, but no.

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[wing_leader]

.... You have real music.

-=Not decent music, mind you. Because Kohl's more than a bit tired of dealing with Russian and Polish polkas.=-

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[checkoutpandora]

And when you're killed by zombies for being easily distracted, know you were listening to K- Gabriel in the Afternoon on your local station at the time.

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[wing_leader]

Unlikely. Usually thumbs are the first to rot off zombies' hands.

Our doors have turn knobs.

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[checkoutpandora]

Didn't you hear? Zombies got more advanced. They can open doors now.

...Or maybe that was raptors.

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[wing_leader]

.... -=what the hell you talking about.=-

Not here, they don't.

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[checkoutpandora]

Uh-huh. So another one from the "other side," huh?

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[wing_leader]

Other side?

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[checkoutpandora]

You know, the "city beyond the wall."

[Cue dramatic finger-wagging]

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[wing_leader]

...

If this is the first time you've seen me, then I'm probably from Veles.

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[checkoutpandora]

You're uncertainly is kinda concerning. Just saying.

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[wing_leader]

As is your ability to draw logical conclusions.