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[checkoutpandora]

 [In the most droll tone ever]

Hope everyone didn't forget their copies of the Zombie Survival Handbook.

[And then, cheerfully.]

But for all you "brave" souls out there that just have to go out and poke things and ignore every basic horror movie rule ever, here's a little mood music for you.

[And you thought the background music is over, but no.

Comments

[gotbackupagain]

[THE FLATTEST OF LOOKS.]

[checkoutpandora]

....You better not be a zombie.

[gotbackupagain]

[HEY HOW ABOUT A 'fuck you' look.]

[checkoutpandora]

You look like someone steamrolled your dog and then it respawned as a zombie and tried to eat you. What the hell's going on?

[gotbackupagain]

Eloquent. [Your antics are not funny today.] How about we keep the family out of Veles. It strips our power. [Among other things.]

[checkoutpandora]

I wasn't planning on going there.

....Buuut I'm guessing you did?

[gotbackupagain]

Ran into Cas there. [And stuff.]

[checkoutpandora]

....And then?

[gotbackupagain]

And then we got the hell out of Dodge. [What is vague.]

[checkoutpandora]

Don't make me come down there, 'cause I get this sneaking suspicion that you really don't want that.

[gotbackupagain]

[... God why are her brothers so annoying. She gives a weak attempt at a... half eyeroll.]

Look, we ran into a few zombies, Cas got infected, I got him home and now he's fine. Unless you want to go check up and see if he's not carrying a dormant strain or something.

[checkoutpandora]

[Gabriel covers his PCD so he can growl some very unangelic swears under his breath.] I need you both to meet me somewhere. As long as Castiel's not eating anyone yet, we're probably good. Until this crap blows over? We're bunkering down. All of us. Together.

Call it a family bonding experience.

[gotbackupagain]

.. I'd rather not. You guys might be willing to hide and wait it out, but I don't want to. [Someone has to keep an eye on Dean. LOOK SHE WILL FLIP SHIT IF HE TURNS INTO A ZOMBIE OKAY. Or.. any of her other friends.]

[checkoutpandora]

Too bad. You're not allowed to get a miniskirt and join Rei and her cheerleading squad against evil. As your older brother, I'm forbidding it. Now get in the damn house and suck it up.

[gotbackupagain]

Later.

[FORBID YOUR MOUTH. She hates bossy Angels and fml do not want to deal with this right now.]

OFFLINE

[checkoutpandora]

[TOTALLY AT YOUR HOUSE.

...WHICH IS ANGELPROOFED.

YOU BITCH.

Oh well.]

ANNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAA. [And he's just gonna continue this Marlon Brando impression until she comes out.]