What I Saw: Game of Thrones, Season 5, Episode 6, Light the Damn Candle, Sansa!
Well, I got invited to a lousy wedding last night.
And that was one destination wedding and honeymoon that I was glad that I was unable to attend.
While holding the Sansa Death Watch, I got to see the Sansa Rape. Yes, we are going down that Rabbit Hole or should I say Red Leaf Tree Roots hole with Bran and that Weird-White-Haired-Looks-Like-Christopher-Lee-But-Isn't Guy. Where were the Children of the Forest with their Fireballs of Vengeance? Where was Hodor and Bran's Direwolf, who is the only one still alive and under contract to this show? Where was that Chick with Bran (does she eat Bran? I mean the cereal with wonderful roughage) who has a sword? This could have been a Wedding to put the Red Wedding (My Lovely King Robb! SOB!) to a bloody shame. But the Fun Guests didn't attend. They weren't with me, so I don't know what happened to them.
Instead, we get a confused Sansa in a dress that she should have said NO to.
Sansa is a girl who Cain't Say No.
All the people and things that Sansa should have said NO to:
I hope that Sansa has her funeral arrangements prepared and ready for when she goes. She will soon be Goner than Bran and Rickon.
Arya and the House of Lies
When last we left Arya, she was a cleaning lady (or Janitoress) in the House of Black and White. Now, Arya is really cleaning the place up. She has discovered that the House of Black and White is really the House of Lies. But its accolytes have to be able to tell really good lies that please the customers.
The blonde bitch tells Arya a story about how she was a Disney Princess in Westeros before her Foolish Dad remarried Cinderella's Step Mom and made the blonde bitch's life miserable. So the blonde bitch got rid of the Step Mom with poison (no Stinkin' Glass Slippers and a Prince for her) and fled to the House of Black and White. Arya Loves this story, she is smirking up a storm of satisfaction. But, the story is probably a Lie. Just like the Lie that Arya tells the Sick Girl whom she aids in committing suicide in the House of Lies.
Arya just had to prove that she could Lie reasonably well to reach the next level of the Game. And the next level is in the Library of Heads in the House of Black and White. Arya has to find her Avatar for the Game.
I didn't realize until this episode that Arya was such a Gamer.
Cersei is Consolidating
Cersei is a rather selfish woman. It is all about her these days. Cersei manages to shrink her Small Council to Dr. Frank and that Old Guy who just grumbles. Then Cersei alienates the Tyrells with the Hand of God With Sparrows force that she resurrected in King's Landing. And then, Cersei gets Little Brain, Little Finger to swear allegiance to her (Tommen is just her figurehead) in the coming Civil War that she is doing her best to bring to a fruition. Silly Cersei, Little Brain, Little Finger's swears are Nothing, just ask Sansa about that.
What I want to know, is just what army is Cersei going to fight Stannis in the North with? The Vale isn't going to commit to her on just a broken promise. Cersei got rid of her uncle who can run an army. Cersei has angered the Tyrells who must feed whatever army that Cersei raises. And why didn't Cersei extort some money to pay the Bravoos Bank from Little Brain, Little Finger (LB,LF)?
Silly Cersei. The Doom is coming for you.
The Slaving Life
Let us contrast the difference in style between Jaime and Tyrion, those adorable Lannister Brothers.
Jaime goes in full guns blazing swords swinging. He like to make it up, as an Action Figure!, as he goes along. No Brains Just Whack the Moles Sand Snake Stooges.
Tyrion thinks and talks his way out of danger and trouble.
Together, the brothers might be formidable. But apart? Not so much.
And LOOK WHO SHOWED UP?
ADEBISI!!!!! He came right from OZ!
He lost his hat and his tight ass has some butter spread on it, but who cares? He's back!
It makes me forget that horrible wedding.
Screen Caps by Me.
And that was one destination wedding and honeymoon that I was glad that I was unable to attend.
While holding the Sansa Death Watch, I got to see the Sansa Rape. Yes, we are going down that Rabbit Hole or should I say Red Leaf Tree Roots hole with Bran and that Weird-White-Haired-Looks-Like-Christopher-Lee-But-Isn't Guy. Where were the Children of the Forest with their Fireballs of Vengeance? Where was Hodor and Bran's Direwolf, who is the only one still alive and under contract to this show? Where was that Chick with Bran (does she eat Bran? I mean the cereal with wonderful roughage) who has a sword? This could have been a Wedding to put the Red Wedding (My Lovely King Robb! SOB!) to a bloody shame. But the Fun Guests didn't attend. They weren't with me, so I don't know what happened to them.
Instead, we get a confused Sansa in a dress that she should have said NO to.
Sansa is a girl who Cain't Say No.
Click to viewAll the people and things that Sansa should have said NO to:
- Little Brain, Little Finger: "Make me Warden of the North!"
- Any of the Boltons.
- Marriage to a Lannister, aka Baratheon: Joffery.
- Marriage to a Lannister, Tyrion.
- A Trip to the South and King's Landing.
- A Trip to the North and Winterfell.
I hope that Sansa has her funeral arrangements prepared and ready for when she goes. She will soon be Goner than Bran and Rickon.
Arya and the House of Lies
When last we left Arya, she was a cleaning lady (or Janitoress) in the House of Black and White. Now, Arya is really cleaning the place up. She has discovered that the House of Black and White is really the House of Lies. But its accolytes have to be able to tell really good lies that please the customers.
The blonde bitch tells Arya a story about how she was a Disney Princess in Westeros before her Foolish Dad remarried Cinderella's Step Mom and made the blonde bitch's life miserable. So the blonde bitch got rid of the Step Mom with poison (no Stinkin' Glass Slippers and a Prince for her) and fled to the House of Black and White. Arya Loves this story, she is smirking up a storm of satisfaction. But, the story is probably a Lie. Just like the Lie that Arya tells the Sick Girl whom she aids in committing suicide in the House of Lies.
Arya just had to prove that she could Lie reasonably well to reach the next level of the Game. And the next level is in the Library of Heads in the House of Black and White. Arya has to find her Avatar for the Game.
I didn't realize until this episode that Arya was such a Gamer.
Cersei is Consolidating
Cersei is a rather selfish woman. It is all about her these days. Cersei manages to shrink her Small Council to Dr. Frank and that Old Guy who just grumbles. Then Cersei alienates the Tyrells with the Hand of God With Sparrows force that she resurrected in King's Landing. And then, Cersei gets Little Brain, Little Finger to swear allegiance to her (Tommen is just her figurehead) in the coming Civil War that she is doing her best to bring to a fruition. Silly Cersei, Little Brain, Little Finger's swears are Nothing, just ask Sansa about that.
What I want to know, is just what army is Cersei going to fight Stannis in the North with? The Vale isn't going to commit to her on just a broken promise. Cersei got rid of her uncle who can run an army. Cersei has angered the Tyrells who must feed whatever army that Cersei raises. And why didn't Cersei extort some money to pay the Bravoos Bank from Little Brain, Little Finger (LB,LF)?
Silly Cersei. The Doom is coming for you.
The Slaving Life
Let us contrast the difference in style between Jaime and Tyrion, those adorable Lannister Brothers.
Jaime goes in full guns blazing swords swinging. He like to make it up, as an Action Figure!, as he goes along. No Brains Just Whack the Moles Sand Snake Stooges.
Tyrion thinks and talks his way out of danger and trouble.
Together, the brothers might be formidable. But apart? Not so much.
And LOOK WHO SHOWED UP?
ADEBISI!!!!! He came right from OZ!
He lost his hat and his tight ass has some butter spread on it, but who cares? He's back!
It makes me forget that horrible wedding.
Screen Caps by Me.