What I Saw: Season Four of Game of Thrones Finale
Just saw the last episode of Season Four of Game of Thrones (and I have been watching the Whole Season, even the Penultimate Episode, Boredom At the Wall).
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Which is very fitting for the character of Jon “Sour Puss” Snow.
What the Hell is Wrong with Danys the White Queen or Breaker of Chains as she likes her Throne Announcer to call her?
All is missing is Missandei saying, “Are. You. Ready. To RUMBLLLLLE?!”.
(Ok, let's not bring Kermit's minor indiscretions into this),
Like my mother always said, “if you’ll lie, you’ll kill. If you’ll flambé a goat than you’ll flamebroil a kid.”
Danys, the Chainer and Abuser of the Dragons Who Didn't Do the Bad Thing, in where ever Danys is living and Ruling (Badly, very Badly) these days. Danys is a Dragon Abuser! Call the SPCA!
If this hadn’t happened Ser Hot Pants Jorah would’ve made an anonymous tip to the masters of Meereen. He strikes out when brokenhearted.
Well BlackHeart, the Worst Dragon, is sailing over the seas and will probably meet up with Arya and Needle. He will finally have a woman who understands him. I hope that Danys' hair turns as Black as BlackHeart and the Dragon Dungeons. I am done with her.
I know she has come too far in her journey to quit, but I don’t know why she even really wants the throne when she’s so disconnected from it. The only thing she’s going on is that her father was usurped so she’s the one with the rightful claim but to what? She now sees what happens when you take over rule. If SLAVES question her rulling what will the free and sovereign people of Westeros want with her?
I thought that I was going to have to watch another be-heading with Tyrion, but Tyrion has had enough Crap from Tywin, his father, and kills his Father (on Father's Day, no less) on the crapper or privy as Tywin daintily calls it.
Even on this death crapper he is the daintiest. He said “privy”. And even in the face of death he remained calm and tried to negotiate by playing mind games. Gah, I’ll miss Tywin Lannister, the man who makes Lionel Luthor and Bing Crosby look like Cliff Huxtable.
We had a Lannister Rebellion at King's Landing. Cersei refuses to marry and enjoys her Widowhood with Jaime and the Truth About Incest with Tywin. Jaime frees his brother from the crappy grip of Tywin's Tyranny. Tywin chained and locked his son, Tyrion, up in a dank and dark dungeon. Now who does Tywin remind you of?
Tywin should’ve been a Targaryen. His dragon would’ve been named Burner of Kids Souls.
Tywin is dead! Long Live Tommen and the Hand of the Queen, Cersei! I am beginning to think that Cersei left one of Joffery's loaded crossbows by Tywin's crapper for Tyrion to find.
I thought Jamie released him in a pact with Cersei and that Tyrion would be killed as soon as he tried to escape. Now I think he and Cersei released Tyrion because he knew Tyrion would find Tywin and kill him and Shae.
And I can’t even fault Shae for sexing up Daddy Lannister cos Tywin could still get it. “Game of Thrones” have some sexy AARP members.
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Hahaha!
"Are you Ready to RUUUUUUUUUULE?" Oh Hell Yeah! Westeros is the World Wrasslin' Capitol!
Too bad that Danys didn't Wrassle your Boyfriend Jorah! He had his tights all ready and waiting for her Invite.
Like my mother always said, “if you’ll lie, you’ll kill. If you’ll flambé a goat than you’ll flamebroil a kid.”
I'll betcha that your Mom was a Wise Woman and a great Cook.
The only thing she’s going on is that her father was usurped so she’s the one with the rightful claim but to what? She now sees what happens when you take over rule. If SLAVES question her rulling what will the free and sovereign people of Westeros want with her?
Good Point.
There has been a huge turnover in sovereigns and rulers and hands since the beginning of the show. Eddard Stark and the guy from the Vale before him, Tywin Lannister, the rule in the North (the Boltons? the Boltons? are ruling the North now? What?), the Wall, the Wildings and the Giants, the Tullys, and even the slave countries and the Dothraki across the Narrow Sea. All is Chaos and Confusion. There are no peaceful and proper successions in Power. The new rulers don't know their asses from their sceptres or their sphincters. It is time for a Rebellion.
My other Theory (other than Bran and Blackheart the Dragon doing some damage, remember his vision of the dragon shadow over King's Landing?) is that No One will ascend the Iron Throne after Winter Comes. A parliament of some kind will be formed from all the Free Men Wildings who crossed the wall in the North, and Westeros will become a Republic or a group of constitutional monarchies. It can't be a coincidence that both Bran and Danys saw the Iron Throne room destroyed and gutted and the Iron Throne empty in their visions. The monarchy will be destroyed. Or should be.
Gah, I’ll miss Tywin Lannister, the man who makes Lionel Luthor and Bing Crosby look like Cliff Huxtable.
Tywin was Worthy of the Great Lionel Luthor, wasn't he?
Tywin should’ve been a Targaryen. His dragon would’ve been named Burner of Kids Souls.
According to those videos on UTube that you recommended in your last post, Tywin was the Hand of the last Targaryean King wasn't he? He picked up a few pointers from that Mad King.
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