What I Saw: Season Four of Game of Thrones Finale
Just saw the last episode of Season Four of Game of Thrones (and I have been watching the Whole Season, even the Penultimate Episode, Boredom At the Wall).
What the Hell is Wrong with Danys the White Queen or Breaker of Chains as she likes her Throne Announcer to call her? Danys becomes one of those Dragon Hoarders and chains up Kermit, the Green Dragon, and Sovieteva, the Red Dragon, in a dank and unclean cellar with no sunlight because her Favorite Dragon, BlackHeart, has been running amuck in Mereen or wherever it is that Danys the Breaker of Chains But Not When It Comes to Innocent Dragons Who Never Did a Bad Thing In Their Lives (Ok, let's not bring Kermit's minor indiscretions into this), Danys, the Chainer and Abuser of the Dragons Who Didn't Do the Bad Thing, in where ever Danys is living and Ruling (Badly, very Badly) these days. Danys is a Dragon Abuser! Call the SPCA!
Well BlackHeart, the Worst Dragon, is sailing over the seas and will probably meet up with Arya and Needle. He will finally have a woman who understands him. I hope that Danys' hair turns as Black as BlackHeart and the Dragon Dungeons. I am done with her.
I thought that I was going to have to watch another be-heading with Tyrion, but Tyrion has had enough Crap from Tywin, his father, and kills his Father (on Father's Day, no less) on the crapper or privy as Tywin daintily calls it. We had a Lannister Rebellion at King's Landing. Cersei refuses to marry and enjoys her Widowhood with Jaime and the Truth About Incest with Tywin. Jaime frees his brother from the crappy grip of Tywin's Tyranny. Tywin chained and locked his son, Tyrion, up in a dank and dark dungeon. Now who does Tywin remind you of?
Tywin is dead! Long Live Tommen and the Hand of the Queen, Cersei! I am beginning to think that Cersei left one of Joffery's loaded crossbows by Tywin's crapper for Tyrion to find.
There is some sort of Karmic or Psychic connections between the brothers, Hound and Mountain. They both go down wounded to the death of each of them. The Mountain gets blooded not only by a Vengeful Martell, but he is then put into the hands of a blood sucking doctor. Leeches and now horse needles, medicine in Westeros is very advanced. Brienne kicks the Hound's butt and throws him off a small mountain. The Hound should have just gone to the Wall and tried climbing it. He would have died a grander death when the Big Scythe of Death came swinging by.
Tyrion and Arya have both left Westeros and set sail to better horizons. Perhaps they will meet up and discover that they are both In Laws and Out Laws. And they can become police people for the Across the Narrow Sea SPCA. They've got two unjustly imprisoned Dragons to rescue.
Bran became Hodor and put up a good fight with some skeleton zombies. Then he met up with some Tinkerbell Fairy who Farts Fire Balls. Is this Fairy related to any Dragons that we know and love? Maybe that Fairy should be breaking some chains with her Fireball Flatulence. And Bran met the Three Eyed Raven of his Dreams. A marriage will follow shortly, because Old Cannibal Guys can marry young pubescent Stark boys these days thanks to Justice Scalia.
Oh and Stannis the Man (and Would Be King) shows up beyond the Wall with a bunch of horses and calvary which will nicely supplement the White Walkers' Winter War Logistics. I did notice how the Red Witch was watching Jon Snow and how she liked what she saw. Jon Snow knows how to burn the Bodies. And Stannis and the Red Witch love to burn the bodies and live people.
Rance Myder or whatever the name of the King Beyond the Wall is, is now in an Immigrant detention center with no toys or proper adult supervision. It is enough to make me quit the Republican Party the Westeros Rubber Stamp Parliament. You Betcha! Wink!
I'll be watching Season 5 and those Dragons had better not suffer. People can die and suffer in Westeros, but not those Dragons!
Oh and Rickon had better not be in any dungeon.
What the Hell is Wrong with Danys the White Queen or Breaker of Chains as she likes her Throne Announcer to call her? Danys becomes one of those Dragon Hoarders and chains up Kermit, the Green Dragon, and Sovieteva, the Red Dragon, in a dank and unclean cellar with no sunlight because her Favorite Dragon, BlackHeart, has been running amuck in Mereen or wherever it is that Danys the Breaker of Chains But Not When It Comes to Innocent Dragons Who Never Did a Bad Thing In Their Lives (Ok, let's not bring Kermit's minor indiscretions into this), Danys, the Chainer and Abuser of the Dragons Who Didn't Do the Bad Thing, in where ever Danys is living and Ruling (Badly, very Badly) these days. Danys is a Dragon Abuser! Call the SPCA!
Well BlackHeart, the Worst Dragon, is sailing over the seas and will probably meet up with Arya and Needle. He will finally have a woman who understands him. I hope that Danys' hair turns as Black as BlackHeart and the Dragon Dungeons. I am done with her.
I thought that I was going to have to watch another be-heading with Tyrion, but Tyrion has had enough Crap from Tywin, his father, and kills his Father (on Father's Day, no less) on the crapper or privy as Tywin daintily calls it. We had a Lannister Rebellion at King's Landing. Cersei refuses to marry and enjoys her Widowhood with Jaime and the Truth About Incest with Tywin. Jaime frees his brother from the crappy grip of Tywin's Tyranny. Tywin chained and locked his son, Tyrion, up in a dank and dark dungeon. Now who does Tywin remind you of?
Tywin is dead! Long Live Tommen and the Hand of the Queen, Cersei! I am beginning to think that Cersei left one of Joffery's loaded crossbows by Tywin's crapper for Tyrion to find.
There is some sort of Karmic or Psychic connections between the brothers, Hound and Mountain. They both go down wounded to the death of each of them. The Mountain gets blooded not only by a Vengeful Martell, but he is then put into the hands of a blood sucking doctor. Leeches and now horse needles, medicine in Westeros is very advanced. Brienne kicks the Hound's butt and throws him off a small mountain. The Hound should have just gone to the Wall and tried climbing it. He would have died a grander death when the Big Scythe of Death came swinging by.
Tyrion and Arya have both left Westeros and set sail to better horizons. Perhaps they will meet up and discover that they are both In Laws and Out Laws. And they can become police people for the Across the Narrow Sea SPCA. They've got two unjustly imprisoned Dragons to rescue.
Bran became Hodor and put up a good fight with some skeleton zombies. Then he met up with some Tinkerbell Fairy who Farts Fire Balls. Is this Fairy related to any Dragons that we know and love? Maybe that Fairy should be breaking some chains with her Fireball Flatulence. And Bran met the Three Eyed Raven of his Dreams. A marriage will follow shortly, because Old Cannibal Guys can marry young pubescent Stark boys these days thanks to Justice Scalia.
Oh and Stannis the Man (and Would Be King) shows up beyond the Wall with a bunch of horses and calvary which will nicely supplement the White Walkers' Winter War Logistics. I did notice how the Red Witch was watching Jon Snow and how she liked what she saw. Jon Snow knows how to burn the Bodies. And Stannis and the Red Witch love to burn the bodies and live people.
Rance Myder or whatever the name of the King Beyond the Wall is, is now in an Immigrant detention center with no toys or proper adult supervision. It is enough to make me quit the Republican Party the Westeros Rubber Stamp Parliament. You Betcha! Wink!
I'll be watching Season 5 and those Dragons had better not suffer. People can die and suffer in Westeros, but not those Dragons!
Oh and Rickon had better not be in any dungeon.