A Poll on Smallville: Eternal

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So today, we poll on the Fraught Question:

Chloe admitted that she loved Davis Bloom. What does this mean?

1. Chloe's wedding was a complete disaster. She didn't even love her gutted groom.
2. Chloe's wedding was a complete disaster. Lois should never be allowed to plan a wedding again.
3. That Chloe is some girl. She's got a husband, Jimmy; a lover, Davis; and a true love, Clark.
4. Maybe Jimmy was right? Nah, he's a druggie. DEA his ass.
5. I still don't understand why Shelby was not invited to Chloe's wedding. It was in the barn and the barn has a big doggie door that even the cows and horse can use. I mean, Doomsday got through that door just fine. So why not Shelby?*
6. Chloe can throw out the top of the wedding cake that she saved and that is in her freezer at the Talon. She won't be eating any of it five years from now.
7. What if all the people whom Davis killed and buried in Clark's Natal Field rise up either at Judgement Day or during Tess's Apocalyspe and kick Davis's ass from here to Doomsday. No, wait, isn't that what happened to Farmer Jones in Subterranean? Or was that what happened in that Harry Hausen movie, Sinbad? Anyway, I still think that Davis should reap what he has sown.
8. Chloe is hot for Kyptonians. And they bend to her will---first Clark, then Brainiac, and now Davis.
9. I think that Bizarro should come back and fight Davis for the right to be the bad, neglected Kryptonian Lab Experiment. May the Worst Man win. And then Chloe can marry the Victor, only Lois can't be allowed to to plan that wedding. Lois can sing "I Will Always Love You" and wear a Dolly Parton castoff outfit. And Shelby can come to that wedding and can howl and harmonize with her.
10. Davis got slimed by Chloe. Is Chloe a Ghost?
11. Forget Chloe and Davis---what the hell was all that Jesus talk from Tess? Is Tess religious now? Clark turned Lex, evil and Tess, Holy Roller? Jesus Clark, just cut the crap. Hey Jude, if Clark is Jesus---then Jonathan Kent was Joseph and Jor El was god and Zor El was the Holy Spirit. And Lana was Lilith---no, that's another TV show. So then, Chloe is Yael and she is going to drive a tent peg into Davis's (Sisera) head. No, that's old testament.
12. Chloe's marriage blowed up good, real good. Then Davis blowed up real good. Smallville should have blowed up a few more things and made this episode even better.
13. Chloe's marriage didn't fly. Clark doesn't fly. And all those dead Clark's Natal Field people are stuffed full of maggoty goodness. Those maggots will metamorphisize into flies. And...whoops, whatever it is, it just flies out of my head.
14. Davis is a bad influence on Chloe's fashion choices.
15. I told you that Davis and Chloe were humpity-hump-humping in the Fortress of Solitude while Jor El watched and thought of Louise.
16. Mean? What? Take off your shirt, Davis! Take off your shirt, Clark! The Fight Club is ON!
17. That poster of a Hollywood adaptation of a Brontë Sister's novel---what does That mean? Davis is Heathcliffe, Chloe is Cathy, Jimmy is Edgar Linton, the Smallville fields are the moors, and Tess is Nellie Dean? Who is Clark, then? Is he the strange visitor who has to stay at Wuthering Heights and fight off the Ghost of Lana? What made me think of that? The Luthor castle, the fevered emotions of the characters, and the smell of revenge in the air?

* Lois locked Shelby out of Chloe's wedding because they were wearing the same color. Yikes, Fashion Faux Paw, Shelby! Yet another reason to never allow Lois to plan another wedding.

Pick a number or two (don't be greedy). Add eleven, subtract 23, multiply by five, divide by four, and then add one. And there you go. You've got the meaning of Eternal.