Fashion Party Like It's 1999....chatchienJanuary 17 2011, 15:01:43 UTC
Some are now saying she had Gastric Bypass. I'd rather that than cancer people said she had.
Aha! Gastric Bypass makes sense. Her health has been a bit worrisome these last few years. And everyone should avoid Cancer whenever possible.
Speaking of Hamm (who I almost didn't recognize because his bulge was under control) he does a passing James Mason
Wasn't he good in that SNL sketch! I am always amazed at his capacity for self mockery and his adept mimicry. The man not only got the Pretty Genes; he got the Sense of Humor ones too.
And here's a picture of Mr. Hamm with bulges:
They make it possible to recognize him even though he is much younger. Wonder what size jock strap he wears. Women get branded on their bra size DDs or FGs. Men should be graded on their jocks: Pea Wee Shooter and Elephant Trunk. ;-)
Where Elizabeth and Mils rolling around in their limos?
That's an even better explanation for the dress wrinkles. Miss Moss (I love calling her that) and Miss Kunis were rolling around in their Stretch Limo---Together! The Limo Stretched and their clothes Shrunk and their love was proven all over the seats. Then they had a selzter water spritzer fight and got their dresses wet on the outside.
Oh, Matty. He should always free-ball it.
Haha!
All of Mr. Ackles dreams would come true. And mine.
Idris was there. I just can't seem to see any red carpet pics. He appeared on camera.
I just saw bits and pieces of the show. I was flipping back and forth between tennis. The Tennis guys had on less clothes and were drinking sports drinks instead of booze. Every once in a while, one would change his shirt. Mr. Boomer should play tennis and change his shirt often. Mr. Hamm should play tennis and change his shorts even oftener.
Mr. Elba and I missed each other during the Gloden Globes, but we'll hook up later.
How many wives has Mr. Grammar had so far? He's had more wives than cars. He goes for the new model every five years or so---blonde and a hydraulically lifted chest (I'm pretty sure that Miss Aretha Franklin did NOT get a Boob job just lately, where would she put them?). Mr. Grammar's peculiarities are on full display when he drives the wife around town.
I wonder if the outfits have become more painful to my eyes or she has always dressed terribly.
I can't say that I have ever noticed Miss Portman before. So she must have dressed unremarkably and BORING but not too BORING. Just moderately BORING.
I'm a believer now. She's just too much fun.
Yes! Thank you Jesus! I have brought Miss Bee to Appreciation! My entry into Fashion Heaven with Mr. Blackwell at the Chanel Fake Pearl Encrusted Gates is Assured! The rest of humanity can rot in Track Suit Hell for all I care!
But doesn't she get points for her daringness?
True, but she then lost those points for being unable to dress herself properly. Even a three year old knows that the left shoe goes on the left foot and the right shoe goes on the right foot and then you smush the velcro fastenings to keep your shoes on.
I am just saying: It is BEST DRESSED. The actual technical aspects of DRESSING: zip the zipper, tie the tie, button the buttons, give Justin Bieber a nuclear wedgie COUNT! They are the technical marks, then there are the artistic marks, then there are the "What the Hell Were You Thinking Marks?" and then there are the "I can't wait to see what the hell you are wearing today, you crazy fashionista!" marks. All the marks make a champion!
Miss Bonham Carter needs this book: . That will teach her.
Oh Barbie finds a way to get off. You'd expect nothing less from a doctor, lawyer, astronaut, race car driver, fashion model.
Barbie is a toy who knows her way around sex toys. ;-)
but Olivia's was more grand.
She was a Constellation. A new star on the firmament!
Re: Fashion Party Like It's 1999....dawnybeeJanuary 17 2011, 20:13:48 UTC
Wonder what size jock strap he wears. Women get branded on their bra size DDs or FGs. Men should be graded on their jocks: Pea Wee Shooter and Elephant Trunk. ;-)
I'm thinking Elephant Trunk. We've seen what he's swinging with.
Then they had a selzter water spritzer fight and got their dresses wet on the outside.
I know it's tough for Mila to rebound after Macauley Culkin but she could do better than Miss Moss. Haven't she seen Christina Hendricks?!
I just saw bits and pieces of the show. I was flipping back and forth between tennis. The Tennis guys had on less clothes and were drinking sports drinks instead of booze.
You were better off with tennis (even if it wasn't James Blake playing).
Every once in a while, one would change his shirt. Mr. Boomer should play tennis and change his shirt often. Mr. Hamm should play tennis and change his shorts even oftener.
Why can't Hamm do a remake of Bull Durham? I just want to see him prancing around in a jockstrap. That should be the pitch right there: Jon Hamm in a jockstrap.
I'm pretty sure that Miss Aretha Franklin did NOT get a Boob job just lately, where would she put them?).
I'm surprised she doesn't have to check those things in when she flies. Those are some grand tetons. Maybe she got a reduction too!
I can't say that I have ever noticed Miss Portman before. So she must have dressed unremarkably and BORING but not too BORING. Just moderately BORING.
I think that's what it is. I swear I only remember her in "Beautiful Girls" and then everything else is a blank. It's like the episode of "Community" where Jack Black was a around the gang all along but no one notices him.
True, but she then lost those points for being unable to dress herself properly. Even a three year old knows that the left shoe goes on the left foot and the right shoe goes on the right foot and then you smush the velcro fastenings to keep your shoes on.
Her kids have no hope with her and Tim Burton as their parents. A bunch of mishmatched raggamuffins are walking around London right now.
I am just saying: It is BEST DRESSED. The actual technical aspects of DRESSING:
LOL! All these loopholes.
She was a Constellation. A new star on the firmament!
Aha! Gastric Bypass makes sense. Her health has been a bit worrisome these last few years. And everyone should avoid Cancer whenever possible.
Speaking of Hamm (who I almost didn't recognize because his bulge was under control) he does a passing James Mason
Wasn't he good in that SNL sketch! I am always amazed at his capacity for self mockery and his adept mimicry. The man not only got the Pretty Genes; he got the Sense of Humor ones too.
And here's a picture of Mr. Hamm with bulges:
They make it possible to recognize him even though he is much younger. Wonder what size jock strap he wears. Women get branded on their bra size DDs or FGs. Men should be graded on their jocks: Pea Wee Shooter and Elephant Trunk. ;-)
Where Elizabeth and Mils rolling around in their limos?
That's an even better explanation for the dress wrinkles. Miss Moss (I love calling her that) and Miss Kunis were rolling around in their Stretch Limo---Together! The Limo Stretched and their clothes Shrunk and their love was proven all over the seats. Then they had a selzter water spritzer fight and got their dresses wet on the outside.
Oh, Matty. He should always free-ball it.
Haha!
All of Mr. Ackles dreams would come true. And mine.
Idris was there. I just can't seem to see any red carpet pics. He appeared on camera.
I just saw bits and pieces of the show. I was flipping back and forth between tennis. The Tennis guys had on less clothes and were drinking sports drinks instead of booze. Every once in a while, one would change his shirt. Mr. Boomer should play tennis and change his shirt often. Mr. Hamm should play tennis and change his shorts even oftener.
Mr. Elba and I missed each other during the Gloden Globes, but we'll hook up later.
How many wives has Mr. Grammar had so far? He's had more wives than cars. He goes for the new model every five years or so---blonde and a hydraulically lifted chest (I'm pretty sure that Miss Aretha Franklin did NOT get a Boob job just lately, where would she put them?). Mr. Grammar's peculiarities are on full display when he drives the wife around town.
I wonder if the outfits have become more painful to my eyes or she has always dressed terribly.
I can't say that I have ever noticed Miss Portman before. So she must have dressed unremarkably and BORING but not too BORING. Just moderately BORING.
I'm a believer now. She's just too much fun.
Yes! Thank you Jesus! I have brought Miss Bee to Appreciation! My entry into Fashion Heaven with Mr. Blackwell at the Chanel Fake Pearl Encrusted Gates is Assured! The rest of humanity can rot in Track Suit Hell for all I care!
But doesn't she get points for her daringness?
True, but she then lost those points for being unable to dress herself properly. Even a three year old knows that the left shoe goes on the left foot and the right shoe goes on the right foot and then you smush the velcro fastenings to keep your shoes on.
I am just saying: It is BEST DRESSED. The actual technical aspects of DRESSING: zip the zipper, tie the tie, button the buttons, give Justin Bieber a nuclear wedgie COUNT! They are the technical marks, then there are the artistic marks, then there are the "What the Hell Were You Thinking Marks?" and then there are the "I can't wait to see what the hell you are wearing today, you crazy fashionista!" marks. All the marks make a champion!
Miss Bonham Carter needs this book:
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That will teach her.
Oh Barbie finds a way to get off. You'd expect nothing less from a doctor, lawyer, astronaut, race car driver, fashion model.
Barbie is a toy who knows her way around sex toys. ;-)
but Olivia's was more grand.
She was a Constellation. A new star on the firmament!
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I'm thinking Elephant Trunk. We've seen what he's swinging with.
Then they had a selzter water spritzer fight and got their dresses wet on the outside.
I know it's tough for Mila to rebound after Macauley Culkin but she could do better than Miss Moss. Haven't she seen Christina Hendricks?!
I just saw bits and pieces of the show. I was flipping back and forth between tennis. The Tennis guys had on less clothes and were drinking sports drinks instead of booze.
You were better off with tennis (even if it wasn't James Blake playing).
Every once in a while, one would change his shirt. Mr. Boomer should play tennis and change his shirt often. Mr. Hamm should play tennis and change his shorts even oftener.
Why can't Hamm do a remake of Bull Durham? I just want to see him prancing around in a jockstrap. That should be the pitch right there: Jon Hamm in a jockstrap.
I'm pretty sure that Miss Aretha Franklin did NOT get a Boob job just lately, where would she put them?).
I'm surprised she doesn't have to check those things in when she flies. Those are some grand tetons. Maybe she got a reduction too!
I can't say that I have ever noticed Miss Portman before. So she must have dressed unremarkably and BORING but not too BORING. Just moderately BORING.
I think that's what it is. I swear I only remember her in "Beautiful Girls" and then everything else is a blank. It's like the episode of "Community" where Jack Black was a around the gang all along but no one notices him.
True, but she then lost those points for being unable to dress herself properly. Even a three year old knows that the left shoe goes on the left foot and the right shoe goes on the right foot and then you smush the velcro fastenings to keep your shoes on.
Her kids have no hope with her and Tim Burton as their parents. A bunch of mishmatched raggamuffins are walking around London right now.
I am just saying: It is BEST DRESSED. The actual technical aspects of DRESSING:
LOL! All these loopholes.
She was a Constellation. A new star on the firmament!
She was majestic. My top pick.
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