The movie is sort of bad trash but it is Beautiful. And Miss Gardner is unworldly beautiful in it. She's sort of like Tom Welling on a good hair and not Season 6 Fat day.
LOL! Oh, Fat Tom. That was never not funny. Those were the days when the camera was pulled by 25 feet away to hide his chins.
We're on agreement with Moss, Kunis and Angie. Where Elizabeth and Mils rolling around in their limos?
Miss Catherine Zeta Jones wore a wet green dress too. Very Nice. You have good taste, Miss Zeta Jones, in green dresses. The old guy with you is questionable.
He's caught up to Kirk.
Oh, Matty. He should always free-ball it.
A good looking, sharp dressed man in a Tux. Mr. Jean Louis looked beguiling. And his Tux had no lapels. Hmmm, gotta reach inside the coat to hang on to him.
I love that look.
Mr. Jon Hamm wore a Blue Tux with lapels, but that is not what a lady would grab to hang on to Mr. Hamm. Hanging and Hamm.
I'd take the ham in this instance. I did not like that blue on him.
My Lover, Mr. Elba, did not attend the Golden Globes. You're going to get Franco's arm cut off. Idris was there. I just can't seem to see any red carpet pics. He appeared on camera.
Miss Diane Warren wore a Tux with Lapels. She can't Live Without Them.
That outfit was as bad as Trisha Yearwood's version of that song.
Okay, Trisha's version is good, but I don't know what she was thinking. It was all wrong.
Best movie Nicholas Cage was ever in after Valley Girl.
YES!
Though, they don't have to be that good looking for Mr. Grammar.
Can I say I called Camille being a trashy pile of trash when he first got with her? She was in one of the Halloween episodes of "Frasier" and she was horrid. Just one line, so I admire his restraint at not pushing his wife into a big role, but she was terrible.
Why the Hell is Miss Natalie Portman dressed like this?
I wonder if the outfits have become more painful to my eyes or she has always dressed terribly. It's like she's taunting me.
Shouldn't she be wearing this?
Anything but what she's wearing.
And Thank God for Miss Helena Bonham Carter.
I'm a believer now. She's just too much fun. It's a good kind of terrible, like most Michael Bay films.
Oh Wait! I was going to name her Best Dressed for the night, but now I can't. She put her shoes on the wrong feet. I think that one should actually put their clothes on properly to win the Honor of Best Dressed. One must Wear the Clothes and Walk the Walk with the right shoe on the right foot to win the Honor. Sorry, Miss Bonham Carter, so close and yet so Shoe Crossed!
But doesn't she get points for her daringness?
Miss Julianne Moore also lost out on the Best Dressed Honor. This just-draping a bolt of fabric on a body and then taping and stapling it to the body does not qualify.
She's another one who makes more mistakes than not.
My Barbies might have lost their Virginity too, but Ken had no balls or a penis, so that was never a worry.
Oh Barbie finds a way to get off. You'd expect nothing less from a doctor, lawyer, astronaut, race car driver, fashion model.
So let us see who is in the running for the Honor of BD:
I gotta give it to Olivia. I love the chocolate and gold. The overall look is majestic. I don't like the print of Gabourey's dress, I don't like the skirt of Jennifer Love's dress. But Amber and J-Lo dresses are terrific too, but Olivia's was more grand.
Fashion Party Like It's 1999....chatchienJanuary 17 2011, 15:01:43 UTC
Some are now saying she had Gastric Bypass. I'd rather that than cancer people said she had.
Aha! Gastric Bypass makes sense. Her health has been a bit worrisome these last few years. And everyone should avoid Cancer whenever possible.
Speaking of Hamm (who I almost didn't recognize because his bulge was under control) he does a passing James Mason
Wasn't he good in that SNL sketch! I am always amazed at his capacity for self mockery and his adept mimicry. The man not only got the Pretty Genes; he got the Sense of Humor ones too.
And here's a picture of Mr. Hamm with bulges:
They make it possible to recognize him even though he is much younger. Wonder what size jock strap he wears. Women get branded on their bra size DDs or FGs. Men should be graded on their jocks: Pea Wee Shooter and Elephant Trunk. ;-)
Where Elizabeth and Mils rolling around in their limos?
That's an even better explanation for the dress wrinkles. Miss Moss (I love calling her that) and Miss Kunis were rolling around in their Stretch Limo---Together! The Limo Stretched and their clothes Shrunk and their love was proven all over the seats. Then they had a selzter water spritzer fight and got their dresses wet on the outside.
Oh, Matty. He should always free-ball it.
Haha!
All of Mr. Ackles dreams would come true. And mine.
Idris was there. I just can't seem to see any red carpet pics. He appeared on camera.
I just saw bits and pieces of the show. I was flipping back and forth between tennis. The Tennis guys had on less clothes and were drinking sports drinks instead of booze. Every once in a while, one would change his shirt. Mr. Boomer should play tennis and change his shirt often. Mr. Hamm should play tennis and change his shorts even oftener.
Mr. Elba and I missed each other during the Gloden Globes, but we'll hook up later.
How many wives has Mr. Grammar had so far? He's had more wives than cars. He goes for the new model every five years or so---blonde and a hydraulically lifted chest (I'm pretty sure that Miss Aretha Franklin did NOT get a Boob job just lately, where would she put them?). Mr. Grammar's peculiarities are on full display when he drives the wife around town.
I wonder if the outfits have become more painful to my eyes or she has always dressed terribly.
I can't say that I have ever noticed Miss Portman before. So she must have dressed unremarkably and BORING but not too BORING. Just moderately BORING.
I'm a believer now. She's just too much fun.
Yes! Thank you Jesus! I have brought Miss Bee to Appreciation! My entry into Fashion Heaven with Mr. Blackwell at the Chanel Fake Pearl Encrusted Gates is Assured! The rest of humanity can rot in Track Suit Hell for all I care!
But doesn't she get points for her daringness?
True, but she then lost those points for being unable to dress herself properly. Even a three year old knows that the left shoe goes on the left foot and the right shoe goes on the right foot and then you smush the velcro fastenings to keep your shoes on.
I am just saying: It is BEST DRESSED. The actual technical aspects of DRESSING: zip the zipper, tie the tie, button the buttons, give Justin Bieber a nuclear wedgie COUNT! They are the technical marks, then there are the artistic marks, then there are the "What the Hell Were You Thinking Marks?" and then there are the "I can't wait to see what the hell you are wearing today, you crazy fashionista!" marks. All the marks make a champion!
Miss Bonham Carter needs this book: . That will teach her.
Oh Barbie finds a way to get off. You'd expect nothing less from a doctor, lawyer, astronaut, race car driver, fashion model.
Barbie is a toy who knows her way around sex toys. ;-)
but Olivia's was more grand.
She was a Constellation. A new star on the firmament!
Re: Fashion Party Like It's 1999....dawnybeeJanuary 17 2011, 20:13:48 UTC
Wonder what size jock strap he wears. Women get branded on their bra size DDs or FGs. Men should be graded on their jocks: Pea Wee Shooter and Elephant Trunk. ;-)
I'm thinking Elephant Trunk. We've seen what he's swinging with.
Then they had a selzter water spritzer fight and got their dresses wet on the outside.
I know it's tough for Mila to rebound after Macauley Culkin but she could do better than Miss Moss. Haven't she seen Christina Hendricks?!
I just saw bits and pieces of the show. I was flipping back and forth between tennis. The Tennis guys had on less clothes and were drinking sports drinks instead of booze.
You were better off with tennis (even if it wasn't James Blake playing).
Every once in a while, one would change his shirt. Mr. Boomer should play tennis and change his shirt often. Mr. Hamm should play tennis and change his shorts even oftener.
Why can't Hamm do a remake of Bull Durham? I just want to see him prancing around in a jockstrap. That should be the pitch right there: Jon Hamm in a jockstrap.
I'm pretty sure that Miss Aretha Franklin did NOT get a Boob job just lately, where would she put them?).
I'm surprised she doesn't have to check those things in when she flies. Those are some grand tetons. Maybe she got a reduction too!
I can't say that I have ever noticed Miss Portman before. So she must have dressed unremarkably and BORING but not too BORING. Just moderately BORING.
I think that's what it is. I swear I only remember her in "Beautiful Girls" and then everything else is a blank. It's like the episode of "Community" where Jack Black was a around the gang all along but no one notices him.
True, but she then lost those points for being unable to dress herself properly. Even a three year old knows that the left shoe goes on the left foot and the right shoe goes on the right foot and then you smush the velcro fastenings to keep your shoes on.
Her kids have no hope with her and Tim Burton as their parents. A bunch of mishmatched raggamuffins are walking around London right now.
I am just saying: It is BEST DRESSED. The actual technical aspects of DRESSING:
LOL! All these loopholes.
She was a Constellation. A new star on the firmament!
Some are now saying she had Gastric Bypass. I'd rather that than cancer people said she had.
Well, someone dig up Ava Gardner and let her play me.
Ava Gardner. What. A. Woman.
And "Howdy there Hot James Mason"!
What. A. Voice. I don't know why I loved his voice but I did. I watched "Forever Darling" starring he and Lucille Ball too many times.
Speaking of Hamm (who I almost didn't recognize because his bulge was under control) he does a passing James Mason (1:45 secs in)
http://www.plus.es/videos/Programas/Saturday-Night-Live-Jon-Hamm-II/20090107pluutmpro_2/Ves/
The movie is sort of bad trash but it is Beautiful. And Miss Gardner is unworldly beautiful in it. She's sort of like Tom Welling on a good hair and not Season 6 Fat day.
LOL! Oh, Fat Tom. That was never not funny. Those were the days when the camera was pulled by 25 feet away to hide his chins.
We're on agreement with Moss, Kunis and Angie. Where Elizabeth and Mils rolling around in their limos?
Miss Catherine Zeta Jones wore a wet green dress too. Very Nice. You have good taste, Miss Zeta Jones, in green dresses. The old guy with you is questionable.
He's caught up to Kirk.
Oh, Matty. He should always free-ball it.
A good looking, sharp dressed man in a Tux. Mr. Jean Louis looked beguiling. And his Tux had no lapels. Hmmm, gotta reach inside the coat to hang on to him.
I love that look.
Mr. Jon Hamm wore a Blue Tux with lapels, but that is not what a lady would grab to hang on to Mr. Hamm. Hanging and Hamm.
I'd take the ham in this instance. I did not like that blue on him.
My Lover, Mr. Elba, did not attend the Golden Globes.
You're going to get Franco's arm cut off. Idris was there. I just can't seem to see any red carpet pics. He appeared on camera.
Miss Diane Warren wore a Tux with Lapels. She can't Live Without Them.
That outfit was as bad as Trisha Yearwood's version of that song.
Okay, Trisha's version is good, but I don't know what she was thinking. It was all wrong.
Best movie Nicholas Cage was ever in after Valley Girl.
YES!
Though, they don't have to be that good looking for Mr. Grammar.
Can I say I called Camille being a trashy pile of trash when he first got with her? She was in one of the Halloween episodes of "Frasier" and she was horrid. Just one line, so I admire his restraint at not pushing his wife into a big role, but she was terrible.
Why the Hell is Miss Natalie Portman dressed like this?
I wonder if the outfits have become more painful to my eyes or she has always dressed terribly. It's like she's taunting me.
Shouldn't she be wearing this?
Anything but what she's wearing.
And Thank God for Miss Helena Bonham Carter.
I'm a believer now. She's just too much fun. It's a good kind of terrible, like most Michael Bay films.
Oh Wait! I was going to name her Best Dressed for the night, but now I can't. She put her shoes on the wrong feet. I think that one should actually put their clothes on properly to win the Honor of Best Dressed. One must Wear the Clothes and Walk the Walk with the right shoe on the right foot to win the Honor. Sorry, Miss Bonham Carter, so close and yet so Shoe Crossed!
But doesn't she get points for her daringness?
Miss Julianne Moore also lost out on the Best Dressed Honor. This just-draping a bolt of fabric on a body and then taping and stapling it to the body does not qualify.
She's another one who makes more mistakes than not.
My Barbies might have lost their Virginity too, but Ken had no balls or a penis, so that was never a worry.
Oh Barbie finds a way to get off. You'd expect nothing less from a doctor, lawyer, astronaut, race car driver, fashion model.
So let us see who is in the running for the Honor of BD:
I gotta give it to Olivia. I love the chocolate and gold. The overall look is majestic. I don't like the print of Gabourey's dress, I don't like the skirt of Jennifer Love's dress. But Amber and J-Lo dresses are terrific too, but Olivia's was more grand.
Reply
Aha! Gastric Bypass makes sense. Her health has been a bit worrisome these last few years. And everyone should avoid Cancer whenever possible.
Speaking of Hamm (who I almost didn't recognize because his bulge was under control) he does a passing James Mason
Wasn't he good in that SNL sketch! I am always amazed at his capacity for self mockery and his adept mimicry. The man not only got the Pretty Genes; he got the Sense of Humor ones too.
And here's a picture of Mr. Hamm with bulges:
They make it possible to recognize him even though he is much younger. Wonder what size jock strap he wears. Women get branded on their bra size DDs or FGs. Men should be graded on their jocks: Pea Wee Shooter and Elephant Trunk. ;-)
Where Elizabeth and Mils rolling around in their limos?
That's an even better explanation for the dress wrinkles. Miss Moss (I love calling her that) and Miss Kunis were rolling around in their Stretch Limo---Together! The Limo Stretched and their clothes Shrunk and their love was proven all over the seats. Then they had a selzter water spritzer fight and got their dresses wet on the outside.
Oh, Matty. He should always free-ball it.
Haha!
All of Mr. Ackles dreams would come true. And mine.
Idris was there. I just can't seem to see any red carpet pics. He appeared on camera.
I just saw bits and pieces of the show. I was flipping back and forth between tennis. The Tennis guys had on less clothes and were drinking sports drinks instead of booze. Every once in a while, one would change his shirt. Mr. Boomer should play tennis and change his shirt often. Mr. Hamm should play tennis and change his shorts even oftener.
Mr. Elba and I missed each other during the Gloden Globes, but we'll hook up later.
How many wives has Mr. Grammar had so far? He's had more wives than cars. He goes for the new model every five years or so---blonde and a hydraulically lifted chest (I'm pretty sure that Miss Aretha Franklin did NOT get a Boob job just lately, where would she put them?). Mr. Grammar's peculiarities are on full display when he drives the wife around town.
I wonder if the outfits have become more painful to my eyes or she has always dressed terribly.
I can't say that I have ever noticed Miss Portman before. So she must have dressed unremarkably and BORING but not too BORING. Just moderately BORING.
I'm a believer now. She's just too much fun.
Yes! Thank you Jesus! I have brought Miss Bee to Appreciation! My entry into Fashion Heaven with Mr. Blackwell at the Chanel Fake Pearl Encrusted Gates is Assured! The rest of humanity can rot in Track Suit Hell for all I care!
But doesn't she get points for her daringness?
True, but she then lost those points for being unable to dress herself properly. Even a three year old knows that the left shoe goes on the left foot and the right shoe goes on the right foot and then you smush the velcro fastenings to keep your shoes on.
I am just saying: It is BEST DRESSED. The actual technical aspects of DRESSING: zip the zipper, tie the tie, button the buttons, give Justin Bieber a nuclear wedgie COUNT! They are the technical marks, then there are the artistic marks, then there are the "What the Hell Were You Thinking Marks?" and then there are the "I can't wait to see what the hell you are wearing today, you crazy fashionista!" marks. All the marks make a champion!
Miss Bonham Carter needs this book:
.
That will teach her.
Oh Barbie finds a way to get off. You'd expect nothing less from a doctor, lawyer, astronaut, race car driver, fashion model.
Barbie is a toy who knows her way around sex toys. ;-)
but Olivia's was more grand.
She was a Constellation. A new star on the firmament!
Reply
I'm thinking Elephant Trunk. We've seen what he's swinging with.
Then they had a selzter water spritzer fight and got their dresses wet on the outside.
I know it's tough for Mila to rebound after Macauley Culkin but she could do better than Miss Moss. Haven't she seen Christina Hendricks?!
I just saw bits and pieces of the show. I was flipping back and forth between tennis. The Tennis guys had on less clothes and were drinking sports drinks instead of booze.
You were better off with tennis (even if it wasn't James Blake playing).
Every once in a while, one would change his shirt. Mr. Boomer should play tennis and change his shirt often. Mr. Hamm should play tennis and change his shorts even oftener.
Why can't Hamm do a remake of Bull Durham? I just want to see him prancing around in a jockstrap. That should be the pitch right there: Jon Hamm in a jockstrap.
I'm pretty sure that Miss Aretha Franklin did NOT get a Boob job just lately, where would she put them?).
I'm surprised she doesn't have to check those things in when she flies. Those are some grand tetons. Maybe she got a reduction too!
I can't say that I have ever noticed Miss Portman before. So she must have dressed unremarkably and BORING but not too BORING. Just moderately BORING.
I think that's what it is. I swear I only remember her in "Beautiful Girls" and then everything else is a blank. It's like the episode of "Community" where Jack Black was a around the gang all along but no one notices him.
True, but she then lost those points for being unable to dress herself properly. Even a three year old knows that the left shoe goes on the left foot and the right shoe goes on the right foot and then you smush the velcro fastenings to keep your shoes on.
Her kids have no hope with her and Tim Burton as their parents. A bunch of mishmatched raggamuffins are walking around London right now.
I am just saying: It is BEST DRESSED. The actual technical aspects of DRESSING:
LOL! All these loopholes.
She was a Constellation. A new star on the firmament!
She was majestic. My top pick.
Reply
Leave a comment