Supernatural: Lord of the Flies
The Death March continues, Heaven has lost another Angel from its Bosom.
The Arch Angel Gabriel, who had been absent from the Heavenly Shores for a millennia or two on Personal Business, met his Maker at a Motel Convention of Gods.
That isn't the way that it sounds, God wasn't at the Convention of Gods although God might have been nearby. God has been vacationing on Earth for the last century or so in a Secluded Spot. And knowing God, it is a spot, perhaps a leopard's spot or a hydrogen atom. So technically Gabriel didn't meet God at the Convention, though there were quite a few spots on the wall of the Motel after an unfortunate outburst from an uninvited guest.
But that all has been cleaned up. And I hope that I have cleared up any misunderstandings.
Know this, Gabriel is Dead.
Mourners will be his brother, Lucifer, who was present at his passing and God and Michael and the Heavenly Host. The Family is still trying to find Gabriel's brother, Raphael, who has been busy on business on Earth. The family would all like to be together to mourn his passing, Gabriel's, Raphael is still presumed Alive but incommunicado.
Gabriel's brother, Lucifer, said to this witness, "I always knew who had my brother's heart. It was me and I ripped it from him. I don't know why some people call me a heartless bastard, because I have his heart and I have legitimate grievances." This witness nodded her sympathy and then ran like hell.
The viewing will be at the Heavenly Angel's Rest Home as soon as they can clear a space. There has been an apocalyptic avalanche of Angel Deaths lately and the place is packed. The family would appreciate donations to the Heavenly Vessel Blood Donation Drive.
The Police Blotter
Victim: Gabriel, aka The Trickster, aka Loki, aka Willie Wonka.
Profession: Tricks, Pornographer, Adult Film Star, Arch Angel, Pornographic Film Trafficker, Magician, Mass Murderer of Bad People, Confectioner.
Witnesses: Baron Samedi
Kali, Baldur, and unidentified Blonde Goddess
Thor and Brünhilde
And Hannibal Lechter and his little brother
aka, Bonnie and Clyde; aka The Winchester Brothers presumed dead in a gas explosion in a Colorado Police Station; aka Death's Bitches.
Reward Offered for Information on Anyone's Whereabouts: Heavenly Repose.
No More Mr. Nice Guy
Lucifer showed up to the Gods' Party and how-de-do was he pissed!
He was tearing the Joint down! Lucifer was on FIRE!
It was an Inferno!
You did NOT want to get in this Arch Angel's way!
Holy Halos and Light Saber! Darth Lucifer!
RUN AWAY!
Some Advice to Sam
I don't think that you heard the conversation, Sam. But when Lucifer and Gabriel were chatting before Lucifer ganked Gabriel, Lucifer chided his brother for doing all this for a woman. "I hope that you didn't catch anything," said Lucifer.
The thought was sort of grossing him out. And this is how Sam gets out of being Lucifer's Vessel.
Show Satan those notifications from the Center for Disease Control about your STDs, Sam! Send Lucifer a copy of your Herpes Commercial! Show Satan your Penis!
Satan will NOT want to have anything to do with you! Satan will abandon you!
There you go. Problem Solved!
Although, I could really see a resemblance between Lucifer and Sam.
They both have the Beady Eye.
Oh Sam! I fear for you! When Lucifer gets hold of you, he is going to let your hair grow into dreadlocks.
Lucifer is an Artist
I noticed that Lucifer was very influenced by Jackson Pollack in his rampage. He had that fling the Paint Blood technique down pat.
And if you look behind Ganesh, you can see a Rothko influence too.
Satan is an Angel who knows his modern art and artist. He probably was their patron in Hell.
Lord of the Rings
Why does Dean always get the rings? He finds a wedding ring (or engagement) and we know that he has War's ring and maybe Famine's.
You should have kept that ring, Dean. And given it to your Sims Family Lisa.
And here I go, solving yet another problem for the Winchesters.
While you go sneaking up on Pestilence and Death and stealing their rings, Dean, let's go sneak up on Jeffery Dean Morgan and steal one of his rings. And then we will use it to lure him back to Supernatural and Lock Him Up in an Episode!
And while I am at it, I will solve yet another problem for the Wayward Winchester Boys.
All this Vesselage (Vassalage, haha) comes down to the Winchester Blood Line.
Sam and Dean, just go down to the Blood Bank and get a whole body blood transfusion. Make sure that you get Seth's Blood and not Cain and Abel's.
Gabe and His Babes
Notice Gabe's Porno Stache? Notice the Room number---69? Remember Tall Tales and the room number in that episode? Look at Gabe's necklace. Look familiar? It looks like Sam's Penis.
Look at the Ruby slippers on the mantel.
Just thinking.
A Man Of Culinary Enterprise
Mr. Kripke is quite the Captain of Industry. He has now gone into the catering business.
I spotted Kripke's Katering in this episode.
Kripke's Katering is Truly the Food of the Gods.
Yummy Sweetbreads!
Shank of Long Pig.
And a Dessert Buffet!
And a Lemon in every Drink!
Pardon my Flatulence.
Pestilence Arrives
Pestilence has rolled into town.
Pestilence's Herald Announces him:
And Pestilence's Ring bears the wings of airborne disease:
And Pestilence carries his germs in protective body fluids:
And Pestilence shares!
Have you ever seen that old horror movie, The Fly?
Click to viewNobody is grosser than David Cronenberg. Jeff Goldblum as The Fly spewed Body Fluids like an overripe and rotting Peach.
But Supernatural is rising to the Cronenberg challenge and doing it very well. I salute YOU!
Motel Heaven or Hell?
I love the set design on this show.
Acting Accolades
Mr. Pellegrino was as Scary as the Hell that Lucifer rose from. I fear for anyone who has to go up against him. Even Michael.
The only way to make Lucifer scarier is to give him a ball peen hammer and these kitties:
The HORROR! The HORROR!
Be Afraid! Be Very Afraid!
If you watch that The Fly trailer, you will hear those immortal words spoken.
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