Smallville: Challenge Accepted, My Favorites

[chatchien]

The ever loverly and challenging jeannev  has thrown down the Gauntlet of Let's See What You Can Do Or as she has named it:

My Favorites (Smallville, Tra la de la!)

Miss jeannev  says, "We'll call this bit of whimsy "My Favorites". In your reply, list the following:"

1. Your favorite fanmade video for SV (and a link, if possible)
2. Your favorite fanfic, and what the pairing is (also a link, if possible)
3. Your favorite Smallville Promo Picture. Include the picture in your reply, or a link to it
4. Your favorite official still from a Smallville episode. Follow the instructions for the promo picture.
5. Your favorite candid shot of a member of the Smallville cast. Again, same instructions
6. Your favorite Smallville episode from each season. Just pick one.
7. Your favorite Smallville guest star - villian (pictures are welcome)
8. Your favorite Smallville guest star - good guy (pictures are welcome)
9. Your favorite song used for a SV scene. If you have a link to it, even better
10. And for anyone feeling really, really ambitious, I'll throw out this challenge: Give a Title to an upcoming SV episode, and provide a synopsis for it. Include any guest stars of your choice. :)

I ACCEPT!



WHoops! Silly Towel. Let me re-drape and begin.

1.

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I imagine that this is Tom Welling. Or, he doesn't have to be Tom Welling, there is room enough for both of them. Mr. Welling can ride a black stallion. And yes, this is a fanmade video for SV. How else did they come up with this but while they were daydreaming of Tom Welling?

2.  FanFic? I am waiting for the ultimate Fanfic to be written. Everyone on the WB and CW or who has ever been on the WB and CW are trapped in a Towering Inferno of Relationships and Action and Clark must rescue them all. Of course, Clark could just blow it all out with his minty fresh Super Breath, but he forgets that he can do this and must find other ways. I except Chad Michael Murray from rescue. He can just get out on his own or burn.

3. Promo Picture Extraordinaire!!!


 or 

Actually, I don't think either of these were actual CW Promos, because we all know that the CW doesn't do Promo Pictures for any show other than Gossip Girl. But these are Fan Promos and the Fans do them and do them well.

4.  Favorite Still from SV Episode?


 Lana is a Witch and twitches her nose. Magic Happens!


 Chloe is carried away!


 Lois salutes the Flag!


 Tess reveals her True Colors!


 Dr. Helen Bryce receives flowers from  a Secret Admirer!



Clark sweeps them and me off our feet!

5.  Candid Shot?



He is Human!

6.  Favorite SV Episode from each season?

• 1⇒ Stray
• 2⇒Prodigal
• 3⇒Exile
• 4⇒Spell
• 5⇒Thirst
• 6⇒Labyrinth
• 7⇒Descent
• 8⇒Bride
• 9⇒Idol

7. Guest Star? Who can it Be?



Bizzarro! Only he wasn't bad, he was just drawn to Lana.

8. SV Hero?



Dr. Helen Bryce. She'll be Back!

9. Song?

A little song,
A little dance, 
A little seltzer
Down the pants.
i dunno.

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10.  Fury: Lois investigates a series of Body Dumps in Central Park West in Metropolis and stumbles over Lana, who had her leg out while feeding the Park squirrels and who is in the Park looking for her Body suit that dumped her. The two ladies repair to the Met Meet Greet and Bake it Up coffee shop to discuss how the coffee shop business has changed since they were slinging the caffeine and see Tess and Dr. Helen Bryce confabbing over cappucicno and poppy seed cake (no icing). Over by the Cappuccino machine, Desiree Atkins is heating up a foamy milkstache for her latte.

"Something is Up," deduces Lois. The shop door opens and in walks a dirty and park leaf covered, blind, bald beggar man who plays his guitar for bills in the shop.

Meanwhile, Clark is called out of town to fight a nuclear fire near the Fortress of Solitude and finds a nuclear invasion horde of magma from the Center of the Earth. And then, Clark is challenged by a Megatron unleashed from the Pacific Trench. Can he take care of all of this and not miss his date at the Met Meet Greet and Bake It Up coffee shop? Meanwhile, Oliver Queen loses his shirt.

Guest Stars: Michael Phelps, Michael Rosenbaum, Michael Jackson, and Captain Ahab. With a special appearance by Moby Dick as Megatron, Master of the Deep, fresh from his championship match with Godzilla.