Dollhouse: Can't Hurry Love
I would say that it is Springtime and the taint of Love is in the Air and down the wiggly wires of the Dollhouse, but it is Winter. So the Dormant Hope of Love is Festering in the Ground (much like the Dollhouse) waiting for the proper circumstances and crisis warming to Erupt. Love is like a Zit in the Dollhouse. Just when you need a clear head and a clear skin, the white cells gather to gang up.
Enough! Zits are for picking and so we shall.
My favorite, Alpha, aka Carl William Craft, is back at his Day Trading Job, (no, not swindling the US Government of Bank Bailout Funds and writing Pen Pal letters to Bernie Maddoff in the US Federal Correctional Facility and Spa located in the Breezy Woods of West Virginia just off the Hot Springs and Rejuvenating Mud Baths of I-69 U), carving up customers and Dollies of the Dollhouse. Carl the Carver sees a Dollhouse and instead of dressing and un-dressing the Dollies, he wants to skin them and eat their brains. To each his own, I guess.
Carl the Carver in his cool Dollie Duds. That tie, that shirt, and the plaid of that suit are all abominations against the concept of a Well Dressed Man. That must be why not every woman (::cough::Echo) is NOT Crazy Enamored of him. Though that Suck Up, aka Mme DeWitt, told him that he looked Snazzy. Snaggy is more like it.
The Day Job:
And another Day Job:
Who says that Carl the Carver is Not As Arty as HELL! The Blood Splatter and the Rose Petal Trail! The Red Spotted Dress on Echo! The Red Roses of Echo! We are in the presence of GENIUS!
Carl the Carver also Blows People Up Real Good Too. What more could a girl like Echo want in a Man?
But WAIT! Carl the Carver DOES MORE!
Artistic Genius by day and Scientific Genius by Night! He'll paint you a pretty picture in the day and build you a Robot to do your Housework by Night. What MORE could ANY Girl in Her Right Mind Want from a MAN?
I think that you can see the fallacy in that last statement of mine.
Echo is NOT a Girl in Her Right Mind:
even though she does match Alpha in her Fashion Sense. (I ♡ U, Mr. Tudyk).
Alpha Invades the Tranquility of the Dollhouse, seizes Mme. DeWitt and takes her on a wild Elevator Ride:
And with the Press of a Finger on His Dollie Boom and Bomb Box,
ALPHA ROCKS THE DOLLHOUSE!!!!!!!
Get DOWN Dollies!
Alpha was Keepin' It Real and BrokeDown at the Dollhouse! Do the Fracture!
Echo was sufficiently impressed with her Artist/Scientist Genius to make out with him:
But then Echo remembered that Alpha was her Creator not her Pimp. Echo sees the distinction between the two. Making out with your Father is Gross and Wrong, no matter what age of consent, or not, that you are. Making out with your Pimp is much more acceptable. Both father and pimp may be trying to exploit you, but one of them is not related to you. This does count.
Echo chooses her Pimp, XFBI Guy (no long the CREEP, because he too is making sexual distinctions) and Alpha in a fit of "What the Hell Does She See in Him When She Can Have MEEEEE?" incorporates XFBI Guy into his Psyche by Eating XFBI Guy's Brain. Anything to Win Echo.
Notice the Michelangelo's God touching his creation Hand...
And now XFBI Guy's Brain is in Alpha's Brain with all the rest of the people in Alpha's Brain. Poor Alpha, how does he sleep at Night? You just know some of those people in his brain are Partyers and just won't let him sleep. Well, at least now, Alpha can call the XFBI Guy on them to shut them up and down.
And XFBI Guy and Echo's Pimp is now....BRAIN DEAD!
It doesn't seem fair, does it? Alpha and Echo get all the brains while others have to do without.
And Echo still doesn't Love Alpha. What does a guy have to do?
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Burn a Dollhouse Down? Because Alpha already tried the Funky Dollhouse approach.
What Every Doll Should Do:
It was Victor's Turn to punch out Topher.
Topher got to use his Special Acme Personality Disintegrating Ray Gun:
Topher does resemble Marvin the Martian, doesn't he?
Guess Who Showed Up?
In the middle of the show, David Hasselhoff from Baywatch showed up:
And he and Echo and XFBI Guy cavorted on the Beach.
I don't know why. I think that it was a dream of one of Alpha's 40 odd Personalities.