Dollhouse: Cuts Like a Knife

[chatchien]

The FOX executives have not shown the proper fear and respect for Mr. Whedon and the Dollhouse; so they must be taught the error of their ways and destroyed. Mr. Whedon found the perfect method to do this. On FOX, yes, FOX, the source of all Evil and Rationalized Evil in the Political World, Mr. Whedon has filmed the definitive Left Handed and Liberal Political Commentary on the Bush and Cheney MalAdministration.

Damn Mr. Whedon and I mean Mister! You have got Balls, just don't stand too near to Madame DeWitt, the bigger your balls the more the lady likes to squeeze them.



Now is the time to put in your resumes for FOX Network Executives, Toadies, and Flunkies, because after these two Dollhouse Episodes, the Executions of Executives at FOX by the Beloved Mr. Murdock, will really open up employment for Fired White Collar Management. Tell Ronald MacDonald and the Burger King, tootle Loo and Adios, and wipe the blood off one of Mr. Murdock's FOX Executive's chairs and plop your ass down. You will be taking orders sitting down from now on. Mr. Murdock's Headhunters have cleared the FOX Network Offices for more Heads at the FOX Network. The Employment figures will be looking up next month.

Cancel My Fat Ass! Rupert!

Mr. Whedon rips stories from the Political Pages of the Wall Street Journal (aren't most of those made up?), well, from the Washington Street and Executive Crimes, to tell the story of one Manufactured Political Tool:



who has trouble thinkin'



but really doesn't have to worry about all that thinkin' Stuff. Because he has a wife who knows how to handle him.




And don't cross the Wife. She killed a Man in Texas just to watch him die, I guess.

The Washington Dollhouse, pictured here:



is located in Washington D.C. at 133 C Street. This former convent (until a devilish priest gutted and killed the nuns of the convent in a black mass---or the urban legend has it that a disgruntled former Catholic School Student in his Middle Age shot up the place and killed the nuns in revenge for all the rosary whackings on his knuckles that he took in Catholic school from his Nun Teachers) now houses the Political Arm of the Dollhouse and an assortment of sundry U.S. Senators, Congressmen, and the occasional pretty page boys invited over for Feasts. They are all Dolls. Well, of course, the pretty boys are Dolls, but so are the Senators and Congressmen and very few of them are pretty---inside or out.

Our Senator, George W. Perrin, former Prominent American Family Fuck Up and Party Boy, now Crusading Senator of Rossum Industries visits here often for Treatments and Treats from his Promise Keepers in the Dollhouse.



Here is Senator George W. Perrin with his beloved wife, Cindy, and his beloved mistress, Bree. You may recognize Bree as Echo or Caroline from the LA Dollhouse. I told you not to mess with the wife, you notice that she is the only one standing.

Remember when I said that the Dollhouse and the FBi were THE SAME THING? I KNEW IT! I was right!

When Madelaine, aka November/Mellie, comes to testify against the Dollhouse at Senator George W. Perrin's investigative hearing, she is thrown to the Wolves, aka the FBI, aka the Washington Dollhouse, where Bennet, the Wasington Dollhouse's Topher reigns as the Supreme Being.



The FBI Creeps come to take Madelaine away.


To the Dollhouse. Stop Calling Me Paranoid!

Notice how I left the FOX logo on these screencaps? That is part of MY (and Lisa Simpson's) Goodness Personified Plan against Evil Personified FOX Network. See, Mr. Murdoch? You are PROPAGATING Lefty Liberal Values!



LIBERTY!

The Washington Bureau of the Dollhouse is technically (although Technical Accuracy or Verisimilitude is not really a part of this show) run by Bennet, the Lady at the Desk.


Is that a statute of Artemis on her desk? An assertive woman and the FOX logo---they really don't mesh do they?

Bennet has a dead arm, a case of Tourette's Syndrome, and a grudge against Caroline, one of Echo's alter egos. Indeed, it is Bennet who postulates that the human mind can contain many personalities and not be schizophrenic. I think that she has met Alpha. In fact, she might even be Alpha, maybe he has taken up shape-shifting as a hobby to go with his mind changing.





Bennet tortures Caroline. Oh, there's Caroline, by the way, in the box:


It's Frankenstein's Bride all over again. Déja Vu all over again.


There is even the cut and sliced face of the victim.

What Happened Between Bennet and Caroline to Cause Such Animosity?






The animosity is all on Bennet's Part. Caroline couldn't care less, conscious or nonconscious. I'm guessing that it was shoddy Building Construction Practices or a 8.2 Earthquake. Either one left Bennet with a dead arm and Caroline without her "ditch the person and the problem" personality. You can decide what a great loss either of those were.

The Bennet Topher Romance:

Boy and Girl Meet Brain


Boy Tries to Taser Girl


Girl Betrays Boy


Boy and Girl Fuck Each Other's Brains Out:


Oh Come On. You thought that I would pass that one up?

In the Midst of the Chase, we have a moment of meditative Soft Core Snuff Porn:


Boy and Girl pick up butcher knife from Restaurant Table (what restaurant leaves out butcher knives for its patrons' uses? That is asking for a lawsuit).




Well, I don't know about you. But I need to light up a cigarette right now and jam the burning tip in my forearm. Yeah!

Mr. Gjokaj was superb as usual:



Can you even tell the Difference?

And:
Everybody Run!
The Senator's Wife Has Got a Gun!
Everybody Run!
The Senator's Wife Has Got a Gun!

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Did you hear? The Glee Club went down. Haha!

Two up for you Mr. Whedon.