Now, tonight's special Lifetime movie...
My Baby Won't Stop Seducing Me: The Truth About Moonlight
The Lifetime Movie Title Generator is truly brilliant. How did I ever manage without it? Moonlight McSparkle is a hooker fighting for her baby's life in the face of adultery. Now, whether it's with her baby is the turning point from cheese to pure genius.
On a barely-related note, I'm going to be taking up pottersues Sue challenge. Oh yes, it will be brilliant. And I'm thinking of indulging in some squick this month, to make up for totally avoiding last month's. And I've got a bunch of stuff to do before September, but. Pride and Prejudice just doesn't hold my attention like badfic does, I guess. :-D
ETA: Leave My Expecting Husband Alone: The Untold Story of Rainbow Magic. If Lifetime showed MPreg movies I would so watch them. It would be angstx1000. A young struggling couple is trying to get her pregnant, with no success. It's wearing on them and the relationship is strained. Then one day, he wakes up with morning sickness and a bulge in his tummy. This is beyond brilliant. I've got to write the Lifetime execs about this.
But this one is my favorite: The Wheelchair That Love Made: The Untold Story of Sunshine Flowers. *dies* And of course, I read it as the wheelchair that made love, and I was like, "Damn, I gotta get me one of those!" XD
The Lifetime Movie Title Generator is truly brilliant. How did I ever manage without it? Moonlight McSparkle is a hooker fighting for her baby's life in the face of adultery. Now, whether it's with her baby is the turning point from cheese to pure genius.
On a barely-related note, I'm going to be taking up pottersues Sue challenge. Oh yes, it will be brilliant. And I'm thinking of indulging in some squick this month, to make up for totally avoiding last month's. And I've got a bunch of stuff to do before September, but. Pride and Prejudice just doesn't hold my attention like badfic does, I guess. :-D
ETA: Leave My Expecting Husband Alone: The Untold Story of Rainbow Magic. If Lifetime showed MPreg movies I would so watch them. It would be angstx1000. A young struggling couple is trying to get her pregnant, with no success. It's wearing on them and the relationship is strained. Then one day, he wakes up with morning sickness and a bulge in his tummy. This is beyond brilliant. I've got to write the Lifetime execs about this.
But this one is my favorite: The Wheelchair That Love Made: The Untold Story of Sunshine Flowers. *dies* And of course, I read it as the wheelchair that made love, and I was like, "Damn, I gotta get me one of those!" XD