Fat Chola Eighth Graders Descend Upon Me
I almost had to put a curse on some junior high girls today. Apparently there is some godawful scamp camp taking place somewhere near my cart because they swarm me like locusts during their 15 minutes of exercise.
Chola #1: (pointing to Coffee of the Day poster) What's that Caramel Nut Fudge thing?
Me: That's our Coffee of the Day.
Chola #1: Do you have fudge?
Me: No.
Chola #2: What can I get for a dollar?
Me: A bagel or a cookie.
Chola #1: Do you have any chocolate at all?
Me: YES we have a lot of chocolate items.
Chola #1: But you don't have no fudge?
Me: No fudge, just the fudge coffee.
Chola #2: Can i get one of those big muffiny thingies?
Me: You don't have enough to buy it.
Chola #1: Can't you just give it to us for half off like people do sometimes?
Me: Umm...no? What?! No.
And then they went around front and touched every teabag.
Zero Population Growth for the love of God
Chola #1: (pointing to Coffee of the Day poster) What's that Caramel Nut Fudge thing?
Me: That's our Coffee of the Day.
Chola #1: Do you have fudge?
Me: No.
Chola #2: What can I get for a dollar?
Me: A bagel or a cookie.
Chola #1: Do you have any chocolate at all?
Me: YES we have a lot of chocolate items.
Chola #1: But you don't have no fudge?
Me: No fudge, just the fudge coffee.
Chola #2: Can i get one of those big muffiny thingies?
Me: You don't have enough to buy it.
Chola #1: Can't you just give it to us for half off like people do sometimes?
Me: Umm...no? What?! No.
And then they went around front and touched every teabag.
Zero Population Growth for the love of God