When Shit happens...
Tao-shi says "Shit happens".
Agnostic says: I don't know whether shit happens.
Atheist: There is no shit
Buddhist: If shit happens, it isn't really shit
Calvinist: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Catholic: Shit happens because you are BAD
Christian Science: Shit is in your mind
Confuzianist:
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