First-Year Statistics

Apr 03, 2008 05:14

Number of New Ravenclaws: 10
Number of New Ravenclaws Impressed by Means of Entering Common Room: 9 (#10 was too inconsolable at not sorting Gryffindor like his entire family, apparently, to care)
Number of New Ravenclaws Responsible For Fire on Carriage: 1
Number of New Ravenclaws Impressed By Aforementioned: 4
Number of New Ravenclaws Already Terrified of Starla Makenna: 10
Number of New Ravenclaws Already Terrified of Yours Truly: 0
Number of New Ravenclaws More Scared of Head Boy than of Head Girl: 10
Number of New Ravenclaws Who Find Transfiguration Professor Pretty: 5
Number of New Ravenclaws Who Find New Flying Instructor Daunting: 9

Congratulations, Starla Makenna!! I think that if you beat out Madam Jones in the terrifying factor, you'll have NO trouble keeping order this year!

Private to Izzy Finnigan and Polina Savage

Lovely ladies, both of you, Monty and I thank you for the cakes. It was very sweet of you two, no pun intended. And for the record, we weren't trying to be nice. I'm sure we couldn't have helped but rate you two highly any more than you two could have helped being nice and pretty girls.

Izzy, princess, you feeling any better at all?

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