i wish i knew some hardcore christians who owned a small dog
![](http://pics.livejournal.com/charmedjenny/pic/00003dss)
or were concerned about panty lines.
![](http://pics.livejournal.com/charmedjenny/pic/00004c3h/s320x240)
the best part of the thong picture is the description:
"Panty-minimalists love our casual thong that covers sweet spots without covering your assets; putting an end to panty-lines. This under-goodie is "outta sight" in low-rise pants. Toss these message panties onstage at your favorite rock star or share a surprise message with someone special ... later. "
it's like they had no idea when they clicked "select all products" that thongs were one of ththe options.
i love you cafepress and silly clueless christians.