My homework for the week
Date SetLessonHomework DetailsDate DueFridaySpanishTake place in the tomato festival-start in the staff room.
Aim:To avoid detentionMonday LatinTest understanding of Baucis and Philemon by OVID.
Do this by transforming your teacher into a tree. Turn his/her classroom into a temple and flood the rest of Slough.Tuesday MathsCalculate the exact speed of light using only dy/dx and a Tesco Value calculator.ThursdayMondayMusicCorrect Beethoven's errors in his 5th symphony. (105 in total) Write 1 A4 page on each, explaining Beethoven's state of mind when he made them.Friday RMTCreate 50:1 sized accurate model of London in your bedroom. Bring in for display.TuesdayTuedsayRSInvent a new religion. Write 500 page (min.) holy book. This must either be in German or Klingon.
Extension: Take holy book to your mosque and preach 1/2 hour sermon on said new religion's main principles. Extra credit will be given to those who can show, to the examinor, the bruises given to them by others during this sermon.SundayWednesdayEnglishChange the meaning of the poem "What is this life..." to a war poem. Eg.
"What is this life, if ful of bombs?
Unlike the French, we cannot run,
Hitler comes, shooting from each side-
The axis powers taking us for a ride" etc.Friday ChemistryCreate a small bomb for use as a sound effect in above edited poem during its reading.Thursday
As you can tell, I had a lot of fun doing my homework this week...