I have no idea where this came from, but it made me laugh.
Then it made me laugh *again*. Several more times.
Truths For Mature Adults -
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to
immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an
argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want
to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions
on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my
neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they
told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least
kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there
comes a moment, when you know that you just aren't
going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes
after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my
collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of
Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to
my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not
make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone
just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any
given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with
Miller Lite than Kay.
16. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing
option.
17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line
between boredom and hunger.
18. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?"
before you just nod and smile because you still
didn't hear or understand a word they said?
19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire
line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting
in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
20. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants?
Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
21. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3
consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble
locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their
cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but
I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button
from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed,
first time, every time!
24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used
in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in
1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to
realize that their brain is also important.
cross-posted from dreamwidth. http://charlottechill.dreamwidth.org/11722.html#comments
Truths For Mature Adults -
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to
immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an
argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want
to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions
on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my
neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they
told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least
kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there
comes a moment, when you know that you just aren't
going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes
after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my
collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of
Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to
my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not
make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone
just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any
given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with
Miller Lite than Kay.
16. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing
option.
17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line
between boredom and hunger.
18. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?"
before you just nod and smile because you still
didn't hear or understand a word they said?
19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire
line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting
in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
20. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants?
Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
21. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3
consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble
locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their
cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but
I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button
from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed,
first time, every time!
24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used
in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in
1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to
realize that their brain is also important.
cross-posted from dreamwidth. http://charlottechill.dreamwidth.org/11722.html#comments