Friday: Three Wishes

Feb 25, 2012 18:00

Suppose you find the proverbial genie-in-the-lamp. What's the list of your three wishes? Wishing to set the genie free is permissible; wishing for more wishes is the cheater's way out and the genie in question warns that he'll respond to that sort of shenanigans with a thousand camel's fleas infesting your nether regions.

1. the best' longest massage in the history of the universe. Scented oils, candles, the works.

2. The most wonderful long scented bubble bath ever, complete with wine, picturesque attendants, everything.

3. Absolute, hee hee, ABSOLUTE HAHA! POWER! HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

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