LITTLE BITS OF SHINY METAL
My only lonely decoration:
It isn't really a medal or anything, but it is made of metal and it looks shiny as anything when I have a chance to get it polished up, so I haven't a bad word to say about it. I greatly approve of this practice of distracting people with little bits of shiny metal when they've just been perforated, it gives them something new to think about.
The only reason I haven't been awarded this one is the fact that it isn't covered under service regs:
It isn't really a medal or anything, but it is made of metal and it looks shiny as anything when I have a chance to get it polished up, so I haven't a bad word to say about it. I greatly approve of this practice of distracting people with little bits of shiny metal when they've just been perforated, it gives them something new to think about.
The only reason I haven't been awarded this one is the fact that it isn't covered under service regs: