Go to Google image search and type in your name. Post an image from the first page of results along with your commentary about that image.
Indeed! I know a thing or two about cleaning products. Once I worked as an orderly at the hospital and often used that stuff when mopping and cleaning. That is why they called me Zep around the hospital, by the way.
I don't mind this nickname at all, and...I wouldn't mind being the face of the brand either.
I'm not very ambitious, but - why not?