A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders.

The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?'

'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. 'That will be $9.40 please,' she says and the man reaches ( Read more... )