Mar 24, 2009 17:22
They couldn't match my salary.
Today, my manager had a literal temper tantrum because someone had thrown a box away wrong. Complete with stomping and yelling.
Also today one of my coworkers suggested that I hang his bagels on my titties. You know. To keep them hot.
Yesterday I had to lock up an eight year old who had pulled a knife on his mother. Of course, she did nothing wrong.
This is an example of an EASY day at my job.
I want to cry. Or hit something. Or both.