I am gonna be soooo hung over
Some of that is really disturbing. But I'm pretty sure one or two of 'em are right on the money ;) At least I'm hoping. And no Orli, I don't mean you.
I'm way too drunk to be doing this. Tequila shots really are not the best way to insure sobriety. But hey, I wasn't driving home so who gives a shit? I got my phone call, and it went better than expected. Jerry and his team kicked my ass in heckle bowling, but that was more because I was too drunk to shoot straight than because his insults were any good. He couldn't insult his way out of a paper bag. He couldn't get the roaches to listen to him and he got his ass kicked by a kangaroo. Does he really think he can out insult me? Yeah right.
All in all it's been a great birthday. Now, if I can just keep it together until May 24th all will be right with the world....