For Neil
Right, this next entry is dedicated to Neil Agnew, who does have buns of steel. Not that I have ever collected evidence to prove this...I just trust the rumours.
ABOUT NEIL.....
Neil is a boy.
Neil doesn't really talk to me :(
Neil, like myself likes cycling...although I haven't told him yet that I think I prefer road cycling to Mountain Biking....NOOOOOO....I can't write this he's going to kill me, lol. Shh pretend that wasn't ever written. I do want a mountain bike still....
Neil is also going to Liverpool University and has requested that I try his infamous breakfast one morning. I have accepted but I fear for my life.
Neil is an engineer so he is allowed to talk about things that normal people don't understand, this means however he can query me about meningitis and pins and needles seeing as I am a Biologist and dissect heads and all that.
Neil reluctantly accepts that Asafa Powell is the greatest man alive. Neil will always try to convince you that it is in fact himself. Do not allow him to. ;)
Neil is also an lawyer and can help you take back an SD card to Argos if you fail on the first attempt.
Neil lives in the Bronx and Beirut at the same time.
White Saxo's fear for their lives when Neil is around.
Neil owns padded cycling shorts.
Neil is a 38" chest, 33" inside leg, 32"-34" waist...lol :|
Neil is called Neil.
Neil owes me a £1000000 bike.
Neil owes me a £2000000 bike.
Neil stopped reading at the road cycling comment.
:D
Is that good enough Neil?
ABOUT NEIL.....
Neil is a boy.
Neil doesn't really talk to me :(
Neil, like myself likes cycling...although I haven't told him yet that I think I prefer road cycling to Mountain Biking....NOOOOOO....I can't write this he's going to kill me, lol. Shh pretend that wasn't ever written. I do want a mountain bike still....
Neil is also going to Liverpool University and has requested that I try his infamous breakfast one morning. I have accepted but I fear for my life.
Neil is an engineer so he is allowed to talk about things that normal people don't understand, this means however he can query me about meningitis and pins and needles seeing as I am a Biologist and dissect heads and all that.
Neil reluctantly accepts that Asafa Powell is the greatest man alive. Neil will always try to convince you that it is in fact himself. Do not allow him to. ;)
Neil is also an lawyer and can help you take back an SD card to Argos if you fail on the first attempt.
Neil lives in the Bronx and Beirut at the same time.
White Saxo's fear for their lives when Neil is around.
Neil owns padded cycling shorts.
Neil is a 38" chest, 33" inside leg, 32"-34" waist...lol :|
Neil is called Neil.
Neil owes me a £1000000 bike.
Neil owes me a £2000000 bike.
Neil stopped reading at the road cycling comment.
:D
Is that good enough Neil?