Dear people that suck.. please stop sucking. Thank you.
Things that annoyed me today:
1. Lady who had her cell phone on speaker LOUDLY and was chatting all the way through the grocery store. I'm really not a cell phone person - especially YOUR cell phone, when I have to hear it.
2. Squatters. No, not people who live in buildings without paying rent - but ladies who squat instead of sitting when they use the restroom and then PIDDLE all over the damn seat and don't clean up after themselves. Every single bathroom in the public restroom was littered with the remains of squatters. I do not want to clean up your pee. I want to sit down like and do my business like a civilized being , not squat like we're still crapping in holes. They put those little disposable seat covers in bathrooms for a reason and that reason is so you can SIT. You will not get AIDS and herpes and die from toilet seats, promise. Also, if it's that time of the month.. and you know what time I mean.. do not leave the remains of your feminine hygiene products all over the place like it's a bloody crime scene. If you wouldn't do it at home, don't do it in public.
3. You know when you're about to pull out of a parking space, and there's this guy? And he's like.. in your way with his car, so you wait for him to pass. Only.. he doesn't. So you start backing out, and then he starts to go, realizes you're about to back up... and then stops. RIGHT UP YOUR BUMPER. I want to get out of my car and punch that guy. In the face. Right in the face. After what seems about ten minutes of the in and out dance, he finally goes. And by then, someone else is behind you. Yes, this happened to me today.
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So I did a take two with the whole chat-with-group-of-people thingy I sucked at the other day - and this time, it went well. Same group of people more or less with a few different faces. I think the key may be to just not give up - if at first the social dynamic doesn't work, just come back another day and try again with different things to discuss. Not a prob.
Tomorrow have to take Steve to the doctor at 9:30, yuck. I hate mornings. He's got a pretty bad cold, though, so time to go.
1. Lady who had her cell phone on speaker LOUDLY and was chatting all the way through the grocery store. I'm really not a cell phone person - especially YOUR cell phone, when I have to hear it.
2. Squatters. No, not people who live in buildings without paying rent - but ladies who squat instead of sitting when they use the restroom and then PIDDLE all over the damn seat and don't clean up after themselves. Every single bathroom in the public restroom was littered with the remains of squatters. I do not want to clean up your pee. I want to sit down like and do my business like a civilized being , not squat like we're still crapping in holes. They put those little disposable seat covers in bathrooms for a reason and that reason is so you can SIT. You will not get AIDS and herpes and die from toilet seats, promise. Also, if it's that time of the month.. and you know what time I mean.. do not leave the remains of your feminine hygiene products all over the place like it's a bloody crime scene. If you wouldn't do it at home, don't do it in public.
3. You know when you're about to pull out of a parking space, and there's this guy? And he's like.. in your way with his car, so you wait for him to pass. Only.. he doesn't. So you start backing out, and then he starts to go, realizes you're about to back up... and then stops. RIGHT UP YOUR BUMPER. I want to get out of my car and punch that guy. In the face. Right in the face. After what seems about ten minutes of the in and out dance, he finally goes. And by then, someone else is behind you. Yes, this happened to me today.
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So I did a take two with the whole chat-with-group-of-people thingy I sucked at the other day - and this time, it went well. Same group of people more or less with a few different faces. I think the key may be to just not give up - if at first the social dynamic doesn't work, just come back another day and try again with different things to discuss. Not a prob.
Tomorrow have to take Steve to the doctor at 9:30, yuck. I hate mornings. He's got a pretty bad cold, though, so time to go.