Presidential Debates/Speaches
Boring.
Back in the days of Teddy Roosevelt, they had real presidents! He got shot hard enough for the bullet to pass through a 50 page speach, a metal glasses case, and pierce his lung, and he still gave a speach. Then he ripped open his coat, showed the crowd his bullet hole and blood soaked shirt, and said "it takes more than that to kill me!!"
If they gave presidents amunition and shields, or big swords, or traquilizer darts and boxing gloves, debates would be more fun. They do plenty of mudslinging in commercials, why not duke it out for real? "Screw you Bush, I'm right, and you're an asswipe!" "F'ck off, Gore. Did you notice your name rhymes with whore? Coinceidence? I think not!!" That would be fun. Giving the audience members stuff to pelt them with would also be good. Or little electic shock wires hooked up to them so you could buzz them whenever they gave a stupid arse answer. Now -that- would be an election!
Back in the days of Teddy Roosevelt, they had real presidents! He got shot hard enough for the bullet to pass through a 50 page speach, a metal glasses case, and pierce his lung, and he still gave a speach. Then he ripped open his coat, showed the crowd his bullet hole and blood soaked shirt, and said "it takes more than that to kill me!!"
If they gave presidents amunition and shields, or big swords, or traquilizer darts and boxing gloves, debates would be more fun. They do plenty of mudslinging in commercials, why not duke it out for real? "Screw you Bush, I'm right, and you're an asswipe!" "F'ck off, Gore. Did you notice your name rhymes with whore? Coinceidence? I think not!!" That would be fun. Giving the audience members stuff to pelt them with would also be good. Or little electic shock wires hooked up to them so you could buzz them whenever they gave a stupid arse answer. Now -that- would be an election!