Short shameful confession
I ate lunch at Denny's.
Actually, I'd got into that state where my blood sugar was so low that I didn't know what I wanted to eat, and didn't have the brainpower to figure anything out. At such times, safe food is best. I decided that a Japanese ersatz version of Denny's poor quality diner food would be OK. After all, I haven't had two eggs over easy for a long time.
To my disappointment I discovered that Denny's in Japan doesn't serve Japanese ersatz Denny's poor quality American diner food. It serves Denny's poor quality ersatz Japanese food!
Serves me right, I suppose.