Oh, gosh. It's the longest most convoluted cluster-fuck of a story. Ever. It involves quite a lot more than just the pig. I had to run away from a very bad situation when I was eleven. I'd been on my own for days and was hungry. So I climbed into the pigs pen for an apple. Got the apple. Also got a nice scar on my arm from climbing under barbed wire to get out of the pigs pen. Ended up wit blood poisoning from that and it almost killed me before I finally found familiar people to stay with.
...I didn't scare you with any of this, did I? Because the last time my ability was mentioned on the network in such a big way, I scared someone silly.
No, you're okay. I had some guy the me that was here before know my name and then show me that he can make fireballs the other day, so this was a lot easier to handle.
Plus, well... You're still Charlie. Now I just know that I should be there when you drink in case of a fire. [ Grin. ]
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Well, if it was for your own survival, I'm not sure it counts as 'naughty'.
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Plus, well... You're still Charlie. Now I just know that I should be there when you drink in case of a fire. [ Grin. ]
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Y'know, I taught myself the other day how to spit fireballs with bad whiskey.
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How big were the fireballs?
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