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Dec 14, 2011 09:50


Naughty

-When I was seven, I pulled a girls hair at school because she grabbed the better crayons.
-Also when I was seven, set fire to my mothers oven mitts out of anger when she told me to go to bed. Her hands were still in them.
-Started lying about who I was, what I was doing and where I was going when I was ten.
-Set fire to a bunch of government agents.
-Set fire to the person that killed my dad.
-Set fire to 200 plus acres of private government property.
-Stole food.
-Stole an apple from a pig. (That didn't end well)
-Gave my green beans to the dog.
-Got back into the habit of lying about my name/life/pretty much every damn thing when I was sixteen.

Nice
-Punched a farm-hand that was trying to rob my grandparents blind. Twice. And then kicked him when he tried to swing at me. I was 15. He was 37.
-Refrained from torching him. That counts as something, right?
-Stopped lying since I got to the City.
-Helped my landlady put her tree up.
-helped her rethread her sewing machine.
-Brought her dinner.
-Made sure Tony's workshop was free of take out boxes and trash.
-Made him dinner when he was busy.
-Let someone awesome move into my apartment.
-Didn't set Nathan on fire for grabbing my ass during the mistletoe curse.

...this should just be one big "Stuff that Happened" list. Hardy any of it can be considered flat out naughty or flat out nice. [Not in her opinion, anyway. And since it's a curse, she just...goes with it, swearing slightly before the feed cuts off.]

this is just...*facepalm*, curse: naughty or nice

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