Something different
All I'll say about the election is that I voted for Obama and Palin is a token retard.
Anyways, a few weeks ago, my human sexuality teacher gave us this handout to discuss among our peers as an opening to the section of sexual orientation that was very amusing and contemplative. I don't know the source.
QUESTIONNAIRE FOR HETEROSEXUALS
Ask yourself the following questions. If you think any of them are ridiculous or insulting, consider that they are frequently ask of and about people with a gay sexual orientation.
1. When and and how did you first decide to become straight?
2.What do you think caused you to choose to become straight?
3. Is it possible that your being straight is just a phase that you may grow out of?
4. Is it possible that your being straight stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
5. If you've never slept with someone of the same sex, isn't it possible that you just need a good gay lover to "unstraighten" you?
6. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
7. Why do you straight people feel compelled to seduce others into your own lifestyle?
8. Why do you insist on flaunting your "straightness" by holding hands and kissing in public? Can't you just be what you are and keep it to yourself?
9.Would you really want your children to be straight, knowing how hard it is to have a good straight relationship?
10. Do you consider it safe to expose your children to straight teachers, since the overwhelming majority of child molesters are straight?
11. Why are there so few stable marriages among straights, even though there is tremendous societal support for marriage among straight persons?
12. Why do straight people place so much emphasis on sex?
13. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how will we survive if everyone were straight like you and kept reproducing?
14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to exclusive heterosexuality, and fail to develop your gay potential?
15. There are a lot of sad and depressed straight persons. Why don't they try aversion therapy to see if thy can change into a gay person?
Anyways, a few weeks ago, my human sexuality teacher gave us this handout to discuss among our peers as an opening to the section of sexual orientation that was very amusing and contemplative. I don't know the source.
QUESTIONNAIRE FOR HETEROSEXUALS
Ask yourself the following questions. If you think any of them are ridiculous or insulting, consider that they are frequently ask of and about people with a gay sexual orientation.
1. When and and how did you first decide to become straight?
2.What do you think caused you to choose to become straight?
3. Is it possible that your being straight is just a phase that you may grow out of?
4. Is it possible that your being straight stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
5. If you've never slept with someone of the same sex, isn't it possible that you just need a good gay lover to "unstraighten" you?
6. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
7. Why do you straight people feel compelled to seduce others into your own lifestyle?
8. Why do you insist on flaunting your "straightness" by holding hands and kissing in public? Can't you just be what you are and keep it to yourself?
9.Would you really want your children to be straight, knowing how hard it is to have a good straight relationship?
10. Do you consider it safe to expose your children to straight teachers, since the overwhelming majority of child molesters are straight?
11. Why are there so few stable marriages among straights, even though there is tremendous societal support for marriage among straight persons?
12. Why do straight people place so much emphasis on sex?
13. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how will we survive if everyone were straight like you and kept reproducing?
14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to exclusive heterosexuality, and fail to develop your gay potential?
15. There are a lot of sad and depressed straight persons. Why don't they try aversion therapy to see if thy can change into a gay person?