Coal Mining

[chaoticleelee]

So Joe wakes me up today and asks me if i put mascara up his nose while he was sleeping. I thought to myself what the fuck is he talking about. I sit up and hes like omg look at your face. So i get up and look in the mirror and my hair is gray and my face is caked with black shit. I look at the fan and its caked with black shit, the yellow

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AND THE WINNER IS.......

[buddhistsniper]

And now to conclude our contest between Big Roofer John with his firm rugged carpenter ass against the blonde booty-licous bombshell Lisa in a battle for the "BEST ASS CONTEST". After careful consideration and a review with the board I've made my final decision.
Though Johnny "da stallion" Miller has an ass that you could bounce a quarter off of I'll have to pick Lisa!!!
Why you ask?
Well for one, you can bounce a half dollar off her ass and it keeps comin back for more. That and she's the one that signs my paychecks (me being her bodyguard and all) :-)

So there you have it folks. LISA is the BOOTY WINNER FOR 2004.

Our winner will receive a high class cuisine dinner at any of the local wendy's restaurants in the area. Plus she also gets a free drink complements of the board ;-)

Our second place consolation gift is 1996 VHS video of "BUNS OF STEEL". Better luck next time kid

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[chaoticleelee]

WOO HOO! SUCK IT JOHN!!!!

oh man, lol, im still laughing at johns prize, haha good one.

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[lordsmoothbutt]

I'ma use that prize to win next year!

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[krazyjoe]

They are lucky I wasnt in the competition. I would win hands down. My ass is so sweet that the very act of looking at it causes cavities!

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[chaoticleelee]

well duh, thats a given. I wouldnt stand a chance against you!

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[lordsmoothbutt]

Shit! I never win ass contests.
I'm lookin forward to that VHS tape, though...