even the mona lisa is falling apart.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

BILL! (Snake Charmer)

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http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99994850

fuck you, i'm taking my red swingline stapler.....

i was laid off today

i really am living in office space

You see love is like a rollercoaster, you pay a lot of money to be tossed around and before you know it the ride is over and your covered in vomit. And if you are less then 4'6" then they don't even let you get on.

-Fernando Martinez
Emotion 98.3 FM Vice City Radio

(2 minutes after putting gta greatest hits into my cd player while driving)

And i run, run so far away....
"SHIT LOOK OUT FOR THAT BUS! SHIT LOOK OUT FOR THAT CAR!"
*swerves out of the way just in the nick of time*

if i have to see one more advertisement (in general) i'm going vomit blood and go on a killing rampage.

i'm moving to europe or canada

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