i hate you uncle sam

Jul 07, 2005 15:21

I was going to go buy my fender mustang today but I apparently under estimated uncle sam's blood thirsty lust for my hard earned money... that idiot, he's lucky he's got those pants and I don't want a round house kick the face because of them - otherwise I'd pull his beard and step on his hat then push him off a very very steep embankmenet and laugh as he struggled to remain concious... enough of that.

--- not a whole lot of newness is up, especially since i have been writing in this on a more regular basis. work is going well, i actually do not hate my job... well, that much. anthony inspired me to start up my retirement fund since he did so I am as well, 7% of my pay checks will be going into a retirement fund I set up which will then be split 75% into washington mutual stock and the other 25% will go into bonds. I chose to go heavily into the stock because of the good dividend per share figures, 7% per share so if a share of wamu is going for 41.00 we'll say then I will get about 2.87 per share now multiply that a few more times and do it 4 times a year that is more money which can be reinvested into more stock so basically it will just grow on itself - yay for being a financial retard or something. on to less boring stuff... oh wait there isn't any. When i am rich i will be accepting applicants for bums, so reed here's your chance - mark it down in your calendar for about 40 years from now. Give or take a few depending on how I'm holding up. I guess that is all.

~Ryan
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