CUCKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS
(shh, it's sadly relevant. To my brain at least. and my cereal cravings)
Okay, alright, I KNOOOOW that I legit only do twitter round-ups anymore but a) I have an addiction and everyone is a fucking enabler about that and 2) EVERYONE IS SO GOLD THAT I ALREADY HAVE A HUGE POST SO :P and THIRD) this is actually helping cure me of my swimming problem, thus saving all of you from a post wondering what the fuck Ryan Lochte is and why I'm so weak to it. Everybody wins?
Alright, one, this has soccer spoilers again because SOCCER, but I'll put that at the beginning so you may keep yourself UNSPOILED
Yeah, there is nothing right with me, I KNOOOW. my mom is legit going to make me a t-shirt stating how there's nothing right with me. ANYWAY.
Canada got Bronze YAAAAAAAAAAAY CANADA, I heart you except for when you play my team because that always ends in nastiness and I can't cheer for you because MY TEEEAAAM. But, congrats on your first medal, and I wanted to watch but, fuck no I wasn't getting up that early.
But DZ apparently did. ...Is it weird that I was proud of him over that? because I was.
but mostly, GOLD FOR USA \o/ \o/ \o/ THREE YEARS RUNNING. 4 OUT OF 5 FINALS. (which okay, yes, is kind of obnoxious and I would care more except MY TEEEAAAM and I still am in that space where I want to make out with them so hard)
I love when we play Japan because Japan is suuuuch a classy team. And they are *good* and *skilled* and I love it. There's so much less nastiness and ridiculous fouling, which I mean, that's cool too? But I love seeing a game played that cleanly and that controlled and Japan is fucking *ACE* under pressure with patience and control and it's beautiful. I really would have been fine with Japan winning because, honestly? That was far from the US's best game and our defense was. uh. Well. Considering we needed our ENTIRE TEAM to come back and play defense and-- really, Japan would have been just as deserving of that gold medal, had it gone the other way.
Sidenote: I definitely rememberd the referee IMMEDIATELY and my whole family stared at me like I was nuts but suck it. I can remember shit sometimes. This was actually going to be twitter pics and instead I rambled about soccer the whole time and barely intelligently at that. oops?
MOVING ON
I JUST LOVE MY TEAM A LOT, but i have other things to get through, so I may love them down more later. Like, tomorrow. Or forever. (no really, I still have my child's sized Mia Hamm jersey, and we still have our original posters form uh. my whole childhood but the 1996 Olympics and MY FAMILY WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP. THIS SHIP BEING THE USWNT/WINNING EVERYTHING)
But we are also cool with Japan winning things because THEY DESERVE IT.
1) HOLY SHIT THEY KNOOOOW. 2) CRY LAUGHING FOREVER
I originally typoed "fic" as "fuck" in that cut-text so. make of that. what you will?
THIS HAPPENED AND I SCREAMED. And said, when they get real life married, is anyone going to be surprised. (the answer is NO, obviously)
but not content with killing me with that ALONE, other tyler felt the need to throw this into the pot as well
Uh. frienship bracelet. Right. LIke you didn't just handfast your married selves into a polygamous relationship with Blacker. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID THERE.
Other Tyler was determined to show how much of ans awesome husband/ daddy he can be too.
DATE NIGHT. Also, I love how the tylers retweet each other's mentions of their dates and how fucking married they are. Is that like, the twitter equivalent of finishing each other's sentences and being ridiculously married?
But seriously, WHERE IS THE FUCKING FIC? COME ONNNN
So. THAT HAPPENED. DZ totes ships it, you guys. Moreover, he ships it PLUS HIM. HE WANTS IN ON THE BOY HAREM SO BAD. (DZ, are you *trying* to make Boyle and Prusty jealous what is even happening?)
Sadly, we have been reliably informed that DZ did indeed mean "dome" and not "DO ME" as uh, that hashtag would have meant coming from anyone else.
Also, this exchange pre-Jblacker+Tylers handfasting-ness of above made me really want a 10 things I hate about you scenario that made almost no sense but amounted to other Tyler being jealous over the monopolizing of his wifey and somehow DZ occupying Blacker but lol, POLYGAMOUS HANDFASTING so nvm.
Also, also, patterns show that likely Tsegs + boy harem will go and POOR DZ WILL BE LEFT OUT.
this is why Cuckoo for cocoa puffs is relevant. Like, aww, Dubi, you are a sweetheart and I hope Columbus loves you right, but honey. DZ is indeed kookie. I mean, why do you THINK he is the light of my life? Original dude, you best be watching yourself though. Because, DZ, LIGHT OF MY LIFE, etc. And I bite. soooo.
Anyway, DZ did a q&a again and MAGIC AS ALWAYS. also, I save these all under the wrong date somehow but whatever.
I demand more details on this one. but also, A TRIUMPHANT "HA! SEE, HAPPY GINGER"
alright, this I legit just saved because him going sweet. I KNOW I HAVE A PROBLEM I'VE TOLD YOU. ENABLERS ALL OF YOU. ESP sometimesalways who is all "@REPLY HIM" and saying enabling things about my shitty stick figures and spice girls and NO. WHO HASN'T SEEN MY ASLKDJA RAMBLINGS AND WHYYYY WOULD WE UNLEASH THAT ON THE WORLD IN UNLOCKED FORM? WHO WANTS THAT?
On the other hand:
Apparently it is that easy. Also, ha! The proper response to his reply is "Duh, duh, ONION RINGS RIGHT HERE. only ones that count. #twuewuv".
DZ is the cheapest date, I guess. and likely the best. And I am never ever ever unlocking and tweeting him because I would somehow turn into this person, I know it. Only it would be like, "YOU ARE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE SO WE SHOULD SING SPICE GIRLS AND #GETSERIOUS" and I would have to go back in time and drown myself as a child to save us all.
Seriously, it's not my fault. He is a sweetheart, okay?
And ridiculous. and I love him.
To conclude, Brian Boyle loves his momma
also, duuuude, given the number of kids she has, SHE'D HAVE TO BE.
...yeah, pretty much all of these caps came from today. heh heh. oops?
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Okay, alright, I KNOOOOW that I legit only do twitter round-ups anymore but a) I have an addiction and everyone is a fucking enabler about that and 2) EVERYONE IS SO GOLD THAT I ALREADY HAVE A HUGE POST SO :P and THIRD) this is actually helping cure me of my swimming problem, thus saving all of you from a post wondering what the fuck Ryan Lochte is and why I'm so weak to it. Everybody wins?
Alright, one, this has soccer spoilers again because SOCCER, but I'll put that at the beginning so you may keep yourself UNSPOILED
Yeah, there is nothing right with me, I KNOOOW. my mom is legit going to make me a t-shirt stating how there's nothing right with me. ANYWAY.
Canada got Bronze YAAAAAAAAAAAY CANADA, I heart you except for when you play my team because that always ends in nastiness and I can't cheer for you because MY TEEEAAAM. But, congrats on your first medal, and I wanted to watch but, fuck no I wasn't getting up that early.
But DZ apparently did. ...Is it weird that I was proud of him over that? because I was.
but mostly, GOLD FOR USA \o/ \o/ \o/ THREE YEARS RUNNING. 4 OUT OF 5 FINALS. (which okay, yes, is kind of obnoxious and I would care more except MY TEEEAAAM and I still am in that space where I want to make out with them so hard)
I love when we play Japan because Japan is suuuuch a classy team. And they are *good* and *skilled* and I love it. There's so much less nastiness and ridiculous fouling, which I mean, that's cool too? But I love seeing a game played that cleanly and that controlled and Japan is fucking *ACE* under pressure with patience and control and it's beautiful. I really would have been fine with Japan winning because, honestly? That was far from the US's best game and our defense was. uh. Well. Considering we needed our ENTIRE TEAM to come back and play defense and-- really, Japan would have been just as deserving of that gold medal, had it gone the other way.
Sidenote: I definitely rememberd the referee IMMEDIATELY and my whole family stared at me like I was nuts but suck it. I can remember shit sometimes. This was actually going to be twitter pics and instead I rambled about soccer the whole time and barely intelligently at that. oops?
MOVING ON
I JUST LOVE MY TEAM A LOT, but i have other things to get through, so I may love them down more later. Like, tomorrow. Or forever. (no really, I still have my child's sized Mia Hamm jersey, and we still have our original posters form uh. my whole childhood but the 1996 Olympics and MY FAMILY WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP. THIS SHIP BEING THE USWNT/WINNING EVERYTHING)
But we are also cool with Japan winning things because THEY DESERVE IT.
1) HOLY SHIT THEY KNOOOOW. 2) CRY LAUGHING FOREVER
I originally typoed "fic" as "fuck" in that cut-text so. make of that. what you will?
THIS HAPPENED AND I SCREAMED. And said, when they get real life married, is anyone going to be surprised. (the answer is NO, obviously)
but not content with killing me with that ALONE, other tyler felt the need to throw this into the pot as well
Uh. frienship bracelet. Right. LIke you didn't just handfast your married selves into a polygamous relationship with Blacker. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID THERE.
Other Tyler was determined to show how much of ans awesome husband/ daddy he can be too.
DATE NIGHT. Also, I love how the tylers retweet each other's mentions of their dates and how fucking married they are. Is that like, the twitter equivalent of finishing each other's sentences and being ridiculously married?
But seriously, WHERE IS THE FUCKING FIC? COME ONNNN
So. THAT HAPPENED. DZ totes ships it, you guys. Moreover, he ships it PLUS HIM. HE WANTS IN ON THE BOY HAREM SO BAD. (DZ, are you *trying* to make Boyle and Prusty jealous what is even happening?)
Sadly, we have been reliably informed that DZ did indeed mean "dome" and not "DO ME" as uh, that hashtag would have meant coming from anyone else.
Also, this exchange pre-Jblacker+Tylers handfasting-ness of above made me really want a 10 things I hate about you scenario that made almost no sense but amounted to other Tyler being jealous over the monopolizing of his wifey and somehow DZ occupying Blacker but lol, POLYGAMOUS HANDFASTING so nvm.
Also, also, patterns show that likely Tsegs + boy harem will go and POOR DZ WILL BE LEFT OUT.
this is why Cuckoo for cocoa puffs is relevant. Like, aww, Dubi, you are a sweetheart and I hope Columbus loves you right, but honey. DZ is indeed kookie. I mean, why do you THINK he is the light of my life? Original dude, you best be watching yourself though. Because, DZ, LIGHT OF MY LIFE, etc. And I bite. soooo.
Anyway, DZ did a q&a again and MAGIC AS ALWAYS. also, I save these all under the wrong date somehow but whatever.
I demand more details on this one. but also, A TRIUMPHANT "HA! SEE, HAPPY GINGER"
alright, this I legit just saved because him going sweet. I KNOW I HAVE A PROBLEM I'VE TOLD YOU. ENABLERS ALL OF YOU. ESP sometimesalways who is all "@REPLY HIM" and saying enabling things about my shitty stick figures and spice girls and NO. WHO HASN'T SEEN MY ASLKDJA RAMBLINGS AND WHYYYY WOULD WE UNLEASH THAT ON THE WORLD IN UNLOCKED FORM? WHO WANTS THAT?
On the other hand:
Apparently it is that easy. Also, ha! The proper response to his reply is "Duh, duh, ONION RINGS RIGHT HERE. only ones that count. #twuewuv".
DZ is the cheapest date, I guess. and likely the best. And I am never ever ever unlocking and tweeting him because I would somehow turn into this person, I know it. Only it would be like, "YOU ARE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE SO WE SHOULD SING SPICE GIRLS AND #GETSERIOUS" and I would have to go back in time and drown myself as a child to save us all.
Seriously, it's not my fault. He is a sweetheart, okay?
And ridiculous. and I love him.
To conclude, Brian Boyle loves his momma
also, duuuude, given the number of kids she has, SHE'D HAVE TO BE.
...yeah, pretty much all of these caps came from today. heh heh. oops?
This entry was originally posted at http://chaoticallyclev.dreamwidth.org/58475.html. Comment wherever you'd like.
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