I get long-winded and complex, but I have updates. ( Cut to spare your friends page. )

So...was minding my own business on Thursday night. asahoshi and I were watching Firefly episodes, and I think Led was asleep at the time. I heard a knock at the door. Answered it. 2 men were standing there, wearing badges with their names and the words "Jesus Christ" written across the top. ( What happened )