Food Is Good

[chaosvizier]

My housemates are the best people on earth.

A few days ago they acquired a sandwich toaster. Egads, thinks I, another kitchen appliance to terrorize me! Yes, indeed, my talents in the kitchen are well-known to all (and, in case you for some reason don't know, click here to learn.) But this device is different. You make a sandwich, which I can

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even Peeps can be nuked

[angledge]

Re: even Peeps can be nuked

[chaosvizier]

Damn straight! Down with all Peeps! May they burn in radioactive Hell for all eternity!

Re: even Peeps can be nuked

[deinemuse]

Look how fat and cute they are.

Re: even Peeps can be nuked

[chaosvizier]

Just like Scouter.

[mrbigsteve]

Well... duh. How else are they supposed to joust?

PEEP JOUSTING
Set two peeps on the place of combat (paper plate) and arm each one properly with a lance (toothpick). As peeps are chivalrous, though immobile creatures, it is only right and just to ensure that neither one's weapon is closer than the other's, lest honor be slighted. Set the place of combat within the arena of truth (microwave) and declare the duration of battle. The battle ends when one combatant is pierced by the other's lance and yields the field.

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[chaosvizier]

Dammit, I wish I'd read this before this weekend. We would have had a few rounds of tournament in the kitchen, I assure you...

Re: even Peeps can be nuked

[ladybugbutt]

Is that my microwave???

Re: even Peeps can be nuked

[chaosvizier]

Your microwave, AND the peeps we nuked in it!