Comments | chaosvizier: Crappy Day, Funny Tale

chaosvizier

Crappy Day, Funny Tale

Oct 09, 2003 22:52

Today was a craptacular day, but I'm not going to bore you all with that stuff. I'll just focus on the one crappy event that was actually kind of funny, and should demonstrate why I am not to be allowed into kitchens, ever ( Read more... )

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sharmel October 9 2003, 20:30:19 UTC

In the last 2 days, I've made 2 stirfrys and a brownie. None of which were on fire. You made flambe'd pasta. my. god. you. arent. allowed. in my kitchen. unless its with alcohol:)

sharmel October 9 2003, 22:35:53 UTC

:::edit:::; and if it's with alcohol, there shall be no flame!
No fire/alcohol mix. just no.

Oh ho! fizrep October 9 2003, 22:42:46 UTC

But you haven't had one of his Flaming Dr Peppers! Those are the best!

Re: Oh ho! sharmel October 9 2003, 22:56:05 UTC

Flaming Dr. Peppers? I am inclined to inquire....
How does one make one? I ask...
or shall I just tell him to make me one, and trust him with fire in the kitchen?
(well, maybe since I am trusting him, I should make a few...have a couple before to take the fear off.)

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deinemuse October 10 2003, 06:13:29 UTC

Good idea... no kitchen to you. I think you should stick to micronuking food. No firey flames to burn your tasty O's. Notice how I don't throw a fit over the O's.... those are low fat! Damn you and your Twix!!!!! I hate those things!!!! They need to go... Eat them all!

djdysfunction October 10 2003, 06:59:46 UTC

Yeah, but they're probably high carb. They must be bad for you somehow. I can't see those things being even remotely healty.

chaosvizier October 10 2003, 08:26:23 UTC

Do not mock the O's! Like the one ring, they are precious! And there's lots of them, so I don't mind sharing with my buddy Sauron.

OH MY GAWD!!! notevenu October 10 2003, 06:34:30 UTC

Yeah, stay away from ALL kitchens. We may have to put an electronic device on you that prevents you from entering 'Hot' zones.

Glad you're okay though... kitchen fires are scary.

Re: OH MY GAWD!!! chaosvizier October 10 2003, 08:32:55 UTC

Fire bad! Fortunately it hadn't gotten too far out of control, so a quick cover-up with the pot lid took care of it right away. But still.

Thanks for your concern. You da sweetest! ;)

Thanks Hans djdysfunction October 10 2003, 07:04:28 UTC

You've made me feel just a tiny bit better about my pathetic degree of culinary expertise.

culturecouture October 10 2003, 07:15:59 UTC

I cant cook either. We should get a recipe and try to make it one night. Then we can ruin it, get frustrated, throw things, punch the wall, drop everything and run out for some chilis. That way we'll leave all of our messy bowls/plates/silverware for your roomates to clean. Or better yet, we'll keep setting off the fire alarm so your roomates will GIVE us money to leave and get some chilis.

Am I not the smartest person you know?

;)

ghostwriterxx October 10 2003, 07:57:20 UTC

ummm...no...because you and hans will do your culinary experiments at YOUR house :P

culturecouture October 12 2003, 21:29:44 UTC

Don't you want a house fire for your birthday?

chaosvizier October 10 2003, 08:25:27 UTC

You are a damn super-genius. Let's make sure we try to make something that uses EVERY cooking utensil in the house. Might as well aim high.

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