Massive Marvel Movie Mania: Avengers Endgame
So, a while back I talked about Avengers: Infinity War, and how it was the culmination of a decade of Marvel movies that led up to the ultimate cliffhanger. So, how does said cliffhanger get resolved?
Let's find out!
CUE SPOILERS UNDER CUT, SO, YOU KNOW, FOREWARNED.
( Rocks fall, everyone dies. )
Let's find out!
CUE SPOILERS UNDER CUT, SO, YOU KNOW, FOREWARNED.
( Rocks fall, everyone dies. )
1. Iron Man teaches Nebula how to play Paper Football. Nebula's deadpan intensity and rage makes this scene way funnier than it should be. I want to hug Karen Gillian for making Nebula so cranky that I actually like her.
2. Rocket Racoon: "Aww, he's like a little puppy. Do you want to go to space? You want to go to space, little puppy?"
3. Chubby beer-swilling Thor takes on online gamer NerdBoy69 and makes him cry.
4. Nebula: "Rhodey, be careful on re-entry. There's an idiot in the landing zone." Again, I heart Nebula.
5. OldCaptain America: "I can do this all day."
NewCaptain America: "Yeah, yeah, I know."
6. Iron Man: "Can we talk about how your old suit did nothing for your ass?"
Ant Man: "As far as I'm concerned, that is America's ass."
(later)
NewCaptain America: (looking at OldCaptain America's ass) "That really is America's ass."
7. Spider-Man: "Mister Stark! Mister Stark, you would not believe the day I've had. You remember when we were up in space? And then I turned into dust? But I must have passed out or something because then Doctor Strange was there and he said I'd been away for five years and you needed help and then we got here and... uh... what are you doing?"
Iron Man: (hugs Peter)
Spider-Man: "This... this is nice."
8. Spider-Man: "Hello, I'm Peter Parker?"
Captain Marvel: "Hello Peter Parker. You got something for me?"
9: Ant Man (as Giant Man) punches a Chitauri giant flying worm thing and it might actually be the most awesome thing he's ever done.
10. Black Widow: "If that was an attempt to look at the bright side, I am going to have to beat you up with this peanut butter sandwich."
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