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But perhaps you don't want that, in which case...
American Wedding
Slapstick comedy is such a tricky thing to rate or review accurately. One man's funny might be another man's annoyance, and vice versa. I am no exception to this rule, and in fact, looking at my selection of slapstick movies I like vs. slapstick movies I don't like, I'm hard pressed to explain why I might like one film and not another, despite the similarity in the nature of the comedic material offered. For example, I despise the Austin Powers series of movies, and yet I cannot help but rewatch the Airplane series. What's the difference- stupid slapstick or stupid slapstick? I can only say that the Zucker Brothers provided a somehow more intelligent slapstick in their films, but I know that my argument stands of legs of straw. I can't justify anything.
In any event, among my list of "slapstick" movies I enjoy are the American Pie series of films. This one brings it to its (possibly) triumphant conclusion.
The plot: How many things can go wrong just before a wedding? Much like in both versions of Father of the Bride, you have to see it to believe it... or not.
The pros: The formula set by American Pie and American Pie 2 has not been changed. There is a goal: a wedding. There are things that must be done for that goal to be achieved. And wacky hijinks ensue every step of the way. Although the formula is the same, the humor is still goddam funny, and pushes even more extreme boundaries than the previous two did. Although some members of the original cast are no longer present, this does not detract from the film in any way... with maybe one exception (see below).
The cons: Tara Reid was not in this film. Her character was always an empty and shallow one, granted, but she's a hottie. Ruff, ruff. (Luckily, Alyson Hannigan makes up for this adequately. Ruff, ruff, again.) My old buddy Deus Ex Machina was in the film, glaringly obvious as always. Annoying, but overlookable, because really, this kind of film is all about vast exaggeration of potential. Some of the scenes seemed a bit short and out of place, as if a good bit ended up on the cutting room floor for some unknown reason (one scene was, practically, this: "Hey Kevin." - "Hey Jim." - "How you doing?" - "Pretty good." - "Well, let's get to the wedding, shall we?" - END SCENE). And, lastly, this movie could have benefited from David Lo Pan saying "You were not put on this earth to get it, Mr. Burton."
The verdict: If the first two were not your cup of slapstick tea, neither will this one be. I, on the other hand, loved the first two, and this movie had me howling to the point where I almost suffocated myself. I'd see it again, just to try and listen for the many minutes that I missed because I was laughing too hard to catch the dialogue.
Disclaimer: Yes, I'm not an Austin Powers fan. Nor am I a Jim Carrey fan. This, however, does not prevent me from quoting their movies. Quotability does not an enjoyable film make. And if you think that makes me a hypocrite, I've got a whole bag of 'sshh' with your name on it.